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Two heads are better than one
2007-08-06 15:03:00 Two great minds think alike. Everything happens for a reason and the animators over at TrashyToons.com work hard to show you how beautiful life can be no matter how you look like.
Frankenstein is a man?s man baby.
2007-08-04 15:02:00 Only on TrashyToons.com can you find Frankenstein having a valid point to argue. It?s a man?s world baby, and if it?s not good enough for Frankenstein then there is a serious, serious problem.
Freaky Friday In The Workplace As Sex Sells
2007-08-03 15:15:00 Every now and then, I?ll accompany my boss in a meeting to deal with hiring some outsourced help for certain projects. He was not in town the entire week and left me to be the man to do the job; he is probably banging some broad in Cancun while his wife takes care of his kids?but that?s his fucking business, not mine Anyway, a pair of hot chicks came in and started pitching some idea I really couldn?t concentrate on because my eyes were fixated on both of their tits protruding through their goddam thin shirts. They call this slutty wear acceptable work attire? I just kept moving my eyes from their lips to their tits to their eyes in rotation?the bitches knew I could give a flying fuck about what they were trying to pitch me. The truth of the matter is that sex sells, and if they wanted to work with us, then they?d cut the bullshit. And right on cue, one of the two chicks closed the blinders and locked the door. Soon enough, they started going TrashyToons.com on me. Titties...
What?s the worse the slut could say?
2007-08-02 15:01:00 You would be surprised how this horny ebony chick answers his question. To come up with some tips on how to score on the ?right? ladies, TrashyToons.com is your headquarters.
Doogie, a little assistance please?!
2007-08-01 15:03:00 What?s up doc? This here patient needs your expert opinion on how to solve her problem. At TrashyToons.com, have her take two of your fingers up her cunt and call you in the morning.
Smile, your on candid camera
2007-07-31 15:03:00 Get up close and personal with any of these horny toons. Only at TrashyToons.com can you let it all hang out for all to see. You are the paparazzi and each anime is your subject to use and abuse.
Bitches Ain?t Shit But Hos And Tricks
2007-07-30 16:04:00 During my sexperiment with the two milfs in Vegas, my phone kept ringing off the hook. I told the 18 year old that I would be busy all weekend, and instead of calling and leaving me a voicemail, my ?girlfriend? instead kept calling and calling like some fucking energizer bunny. Everything was working as planned. She needed to feel that sense of jealousy and learn that a lot of women want me. A sense of insecurity was the perfect feeling she had to experience to appreciate who she has. Bitches are in competition with other bitches ALL THE TIME. They have more drama within themselves than they do with men. The 18 year old tried to make me chase her and give up my cahonies, but fuck no, I don?t play that shit. Remember, my brothers, you are the fucking man in the relationship and bitches ain?t shit but hos and tricks. If you even give the slightest inkling of power to your chick, it is very, very hard to regain it back. Luckily, I caught myself slippin. I found my pair of ...
The special today is whore d?ouvres
2007-07-28 15:00:00 Serve yourself a platter of tramps from around the way. At TrashyToons.com, the word around comic land is anything is possible. Make your girl take notes.
You have the right to search and seizure
2007-07-27 15:01:00 At TrashyToons.com, anything goes. It?s our world and we are just squirrels trying to bust a nut. Do what you gotta do and go get yours.
Ho, ho, ho?ly shit
2007-07-26 15:00:00 He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you?re awake. He knows if you?ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake. TrashyToons.com keeps its shit real?too real. Cookies and milk will be fine. Nothing more please.
The Bitch Dun Fucked Up My High Momentarily
2007-07-25 15:16:00 So now that the 18 year old and I are now officially a couple again (like we were ever seriously broken up), I?m starting to learn something that I should have realized when I told this young hot piece of ass that I was gonna be her man again?she will hold onto the fact that I have cheated on her and will use that against me in EVERY fucking argument we have. Of course I knew this, but fuck, you live and you learn again and again. My ?girlfriend? had her first Wednesday off in awhile. She called me at work (which is unusual) and wanted me to go out with her tonight, so of course I told her that I wanted to see her. I did. I wanted to fuck. I ran some errands and had a light workout at the gym, then made myself a small dinner at about 6, so that wherever we went I wouldn?t be spending a lot of money on food. She called me around 7. She said that some of her friends were hooking up for a spur of the moment get together. It was nothing to major?just pizza and a blockbuster nigh...
Hey, shit happens, right?
2007-07-24 15:01:00 In the heat of the moment, you gotta do what you gotta do. At TrashyToons.com men run the fucking show. Live the American dream and go raw dog if you want to.
It?s better to give and receive at the same time
2007-07-23 15:03:00 T?is the season for fun, fun, and more fun. TrashyToons.com is where every fantasy becomes reality and all the youthful sluts look more alive than that nagging ass woman you call your girlfriend/wife. Take a break from the everyday norm and get your ass on over to the greener side of the grass.
If you don?t know, now you know baby baby
2007-07-21 15:00:00 I was taught that one must first learn to love thyself before anyone else can love them. I don?t see nothin wrong with a little me, myself, and I time. TrashyToons.com is the place that makes the world a better place to live in. Have fun and enjoy life my man? fuck what ?she? thinks.
Love It Or Hate It, It Is What It Is My Brothers
2007-07-20 15:14:00 While at the gym, I ran into two broads I knew from my high school days and lemme tell you, these chicks were flirty back then and are full-blown promiscuous now. They aren?t the finest piece of asses, but dude, they are down to let me do any damn thing I want to em?it?s looking like it?s gonna be a ménage à trios free-for-all-fuck-fest featuring yours truly. So much for me learning my lesson on cheating?shit, I?m a man baby. But the downside, if there is one, is that these two girls are bringing out the crazed/addicted son-of-a-bitch in me. Yeah, I have a healthy appetite for sex, but damn, it?s all I think about. Not just sex in general, but sex with multiple partners, sex with sisters, mothers, and daughters. The slightest thought of any number of these hot combinations gets the blood racing to my dick. All I care about is pussy. With two three-ways under my belt already, all I want is more (and with different girls). I spend my free time online (thank god for internet po...
One swung down the coo coo?s nest.
2007-07-19 15:01:00 This well hung gentleman, we?ll call him Chief Longdick, found a way to do the nearly impossible. On TrashyToons.com, relax yourself and let your mind be free.
What you really want, what you really, really want
2007-07-18 15:00:00 Fuck sugar and spice and everything nice. At TrashyToons.com, these anime?s will make you explode with down ass bitches who can and will do everything your dirty mind desires.
No rules, no inhibitions, no problem
2007-07-17 15:00:00 At TrashyToons.com, these animated characters let it all hang out. This ain?t your kids? comic strip. Feast your eyes on the wild imaginations these crazy fucking animators have?for the grown and horny.
It?s A Thin Line Between Good Lovin And Loneliness
2007-07-16 15:15:00 I spent all weekend with the 18 year old cooped up in my apartment and had make-up-sex in between every meal. My ?girlfriend? is in love with me more than ever, but I stayed smooth about what I said and didn?t give her too much return lovey-dovey talk. The game plan was to remain in control of the whole situation and casually remind her of how I am the shit. It?s true?she can either be a fly and cling on to me or fly her drama ass to one of these random dudes who can?t satisfy her sexual desires. The door?s right there? But, because she knows who daddy is, she ain?t going nowhere. The fact of the matter is I now have a player pass because I already cheated on the broad and got caught red handed, and what did she do? She came running back to that good lovin she got. She forgave the whole ordeal and we moved on. I?m not an unethical man my brothers; I love to please a woman?well, I love to please all women. I believe they should all be treated well (in bed), and I?m the one...
They can be a lil shy too
2007-07-14 15:02:00 This cute anime chick needs a little buttering up before you can see all of her. On TrashyToons.com, you?re in control of how much you want to see. Go check it out and do whatchalike.
Some broads don?t have a clue how lucky they have it.
2007-07-13 15:04:00 If the bitch would just put herself in your shoes, she?d quit bitchin and see that you?re actually doing them a favor. Check out more useful tips at TrashyToons.com and fuck what she thinks.
A day in the life of Smokey The Tramp
2007-07-12 15:01:00 Indulge in the humor of TrashyToons.com as these animations live a life care-free and just let it all hang out. Only you can prevent foreplay fires.
One Man?s Wife Is Another Man?s Plaything
2007-07-11 15:16:00 I finally went into the office (for the first time this week) and grinded out the day, which surprisingly went by pretty fast. After work, I hit up the gym to get a little workout in before I went home. Without an I-pod (that I accidentally left at home), I zoned out to a couple of stupid talk shows which I wouldn?t be caught dead admitting to watching; an hour and a half passed in a flash. I usually wait to get home to take a shower, but the gym gave me a more than usual therapeutic feeling, so I stayed there longer than usual and utilized the steam/dry room as well as the showers. I came out refreshed and ready to hit up a bar for some happy hour. There?s a great four star seafood spot close to where I live that had karaoke tonight and it seemed like the perfect place to go to unwind. When I arrived at the restaurant, I had a rejuvenated ?single? sense?I could totally pick up the gestures and body language of bitches who wanted some no-strings-attached lovin. That broad ...
A Human Antenna That Guarantees The Perfect Reception.
2007-07-10 15:02:00 I am willing to bet that your current cable or dish provider will not give you as good of a signal as this bitch on TrashyToons.com. It would be an honor to become a couch potato.
In for a rude awakening
2007-07-09 15:03:00 Take a good look at this cute anime sleeping and imagine what you could do to her. Fuck that. Get your ass over to TrashyToons.com and imagine no longer. Do what you want to do to this undercover freak because, hey, we are all just squirrels trying to find a nut.
Bitch, don?t get it twisted
2007-07-07 15:00:00 Like a typical bitch, this whore doesn?t trust her man. It doesn?t matter because he?s still tearin the icky sticky pink stuff up?and that?s all that really matters. TrashyToons.com is where your wildest inhibitions are set free so do yourself a favor.
Single And Ready To Mingle With Some New Whores
2007-07-06 15:14:00 I was feeling like a new single man today and needed to get out of town. Where better to celebrate my newfound independence than Sin City? A buddy of mine has been wanting to go with me, but I never made the time?well, it?s fucking time. I gave him a call after work and he was jazzed at the fact that I was finally taking some time out to smell the roses and get the hell outta the OC. It?s been a while since I hit up Vegas and I was looking forward to this long overdue trip. After work, I went to the gym to get my swole on and toned myself for the mini-vacation. If you don?t look good, you don?t feel good?so fuck that. I am going to be at my peak for the weekend because what happens in Vegas should be happening to me. I?m in my fucking prime and there is so much ass out there that I may even call in sick on Monday. I picked up some purple kush after putting in a good core workout and took a little rip from my pipe before walking into my apartment. I packed my clothes qui...
Once you pop, you can?t stop
2007-07-05 15:00:00 The whore-ny sluts over at TrashyToons.com can?t wait for their husband to come home from their 9-5. Orgasms galore are the only thing that matters. Gotta love em.
A State of Liberation
2007-07-04 15:03:00 It is on this fine day that you are encouraged to celebrate the flesh of all animations. At TrashyToons.com, they unleash the nympho freaks within and look so damn good doin it.
Just another day at the office
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