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I?m Feeling The Good Vibrations.
2007-07-02 15:16:00
Okay, I was looking to dirty dance with a hot mature piece of ass. About an hour into my bike ride at the beach, there she was in a sexy two-piece dental floss looking type of bikini?I damn near collided into a pole. Our eyes met and she gave me a warm, inviting smile; she reached in her Coach bag to pull out her suntan lotion and that was my cue to go in for the kill. I dropped my rented bicycle and walked smoothly towards her, as her back was turned and her ass cheeks glistened with a light perspiration. She gladly accepted my offer to help rub her down in lotion and I chit chatted with her for a few minutes to find out if she was the lucky slut that was going to get to devour my dick in the near future. She was 31 years old and she looked mighty fucking good for her age; it just so happened that the broad was from outta state and relocated out here to chase her dreams of being an actress?typical bitch. So, of course, I played it off like she was definitely going to get t...

A Good Fucking Blow Job
2007-06-30 15:00:00
These animated bitches at TrashyToons.com ooze so much sex that one can?t help but get overly excited. This dude should be praised and not punished. And the broad should be recognized as a legend.

I know it?s in here somewhere.
2007-06-29 15:00:00
A lost tongue piercing is this bitch?s excuse to fist the fuck out of the other slut. Only on TrashyToons.com can a broad get away with some shit like that.

Play nice you fuckin tramps
2007-06-28 15:00:00
Yes, its no secret how bitches love attention. At TrashyToons.com, it?s more of the same competitive-minded bitches that are greedy with the cock. It hurts so damn good.

You Want To What? Back The Fuck Up?
2007-06-27 15:15:00
The 18 year old came over and was acting weird for about an hour while we watched TV. I could tell something was on her mind, but I didn?t want to get into a long drawn out conversation about whatever the fuck was bothering her cause I just wanted to bang. Her pussy was getting dry on me?I could feel it. I could tell right away I was in for a long night. Then she blindsided me from left field with a ?scare me away? question: ?When are you going to ask me to move in?? Slow your roll young grass hopper, I thought. Sure we?ve been banging for a few months now, but this whole take-it-to-the-next-level deal ain?t in my stars just yet. Apparently she fell even harder for me after feeling like she was losing me last week. Her feelings are genuine; from time to time she would tear up while she explained how she?s never been in love before, and how she wants me to feel the same. I, of course, understood where she was coming from, but the only thing I was thinking about was having a...

The Rock Hard Debut
2007-06-26 15:00:00
Coming soon to a fantasy theater near you? TrashyToons.com presents The Scorpion Cock starring Hartass A. Rock and Kelli Huyababy Juslikthat.

Shut The Fuck Up Bitch
2007-06-25 15:05:00
At TrashyToons.com, some bitches never change and complain, complain, complain. That?s why they need your cock in their mouth to shut them the fuck up. Do mankind a favor and put these whores in their place.

What The Fuck Did You Say Bitch?
2007-06-23 15:04:00
Even anime bitches say the stupidest things in the most inappropriate situations. I would have popped my cock in her mouth right then and there for responding without thinking, and then slit her throat. On TrashyToons.com, all you can do is laugh while shaking both of your heads.

Am I losing interest in my ?girlfriend??
2007-06-22 15:15:00
Earlier tonight, the 18 year old came over and for some reason, I was in kind of a weird mood. She wanted to just chill at my pad instead of fucking off some money, so I just baked up some chicken and steamed some vegetables. After eating, we reclined and watched TV, but I couldn?t concentrate on the shows and sort of drifted off while she laughed her ass off at whatever stupid fucking program we were watching. The 18 year old isn?t dumb, but she ain?t exactly bright either, so conversing with her can lead to nowhere real quick, unless she?s horny, which she totally was tonight. Eventually, I gave her the business, but I couldn?t really get into it. I?ve said it before, that this girl is smoking hot, but it?s a little different because, although I still see her as that young piece of ass that gets me harder than a steel rod straight out of a refinery, the broad is my ?girlfriend?. I didn?t like that slight inclination of jealousy I felt a couple of nights ago when she partied ...

Waldo and his amazing magic tricks
2007-06-21 15:02:00
Cum one, cum all to see the amazing Waldo! TrashToons.com is where you will witness, front row, what a few magic tricks can do to the mind and body in a guaranteed pleasurable experience.

Rules Are Made To Be Broken
2007-06-20 15:07:00
En?tramp?ment is all part of the makeup of these animes. TrashyToons.com is where you can roll with the punches and punch out a few loads of your own.

If You Want It, They?ve Got It
2007-06-19 15:00:00
Even anime?s are based on realistic bitches. Look at the fake tits on this skinny broad and a weave that bitches would die for. TrashyToons.com is where your fantasies are not just a figment of your imagination.

Father Forgive Us For We Know Not What We Do
2007-06-18 15:20:00
Alright my brothers, so Father?s Day didn?t quite go as smoothly as planned yesterday. What had happened was the 18 year old came by for an unexpected early fuck session before we headed off to spend the lovely Sunday with her parents; and, instead of meeting them on time for brunch at a country club like planned, we were about an hour late because I couldn?t cum quick enough. Hey, I was in the mood for her fucking milf mom, so I was ?not all there?. And having to pick up a gift at the bookstore didn?t speed things up. Her dad hates tardiness. When I say hates tardiness, before the 18 year old could say Happy Fath——?Why the hell are you late?!? came out of her dad?s mouth. Okay, so we had a tee time that I forgot to mention. Yeah, we?re some pretty fucked up kids. I wanted to bash him in his face and shove my driver up his ass while telling him to fuck off, but I simply replied calmly and smoothly and took all the blame. I wanted to take the load off of the 18 ...

Going Commando In The Trenches
2007-06-16 15:05:00
Some of the animes are cute and innocent, others are rugged and rough.  Whatever the case, TrashyToons.com comes through for everyone?s taste buds.  You want a peaceful fuck?  Or are you in the mood for war trooper?

It?s My First Time? So Please Bare With Me
2007-06-15 15:06:00
Even anime chicks get shy every now and then.  But if you butter them up a bit, they?ll relax and show you all of their goods.  TrashyToons.com is where you will find the cutest undercover freaks in the sheets.

My idea of a romantic dinner
2007-06-14 15:12:00
If it?s a candle light dinner your woman requests, abide by it.  But do it your way.  You?re the fucking man for god?s sake.  Find more helpful ways to please yourself and (maybe) your woman at TrashyToons.com

Chillin Like A Motherfucking Villain
2007-06-13 15:19:00
It is all to the good to have the next couple of days to myself. Last night was our last night of fucking for the rest of the week as the 18 year old has to study for her last two finals this week. Of course she?ll call to talk when she can, but I don?t really give a damn whether she does or not. I love having time to myself to do whatever the fuck I want. And believe you me, I always find something, or someone to do. I?m not going to go on the prowl tonight because I just feel like chillin and relaxing with my bong and my purple kush. Over the next couple days, I?ll answer about half of the 18 year old?s phone calls and I?ll let her leave a voicemail on the other half of calls because she needs to know that her man ?keeps it moving?. I don?t wait by the phone for anyone. In turn, her pussy will marinate and once we see each other again, she?ll practically jump on my dick. When the weed kicks in, I?ll fire up the computer and use my FREE TRIAL to look at slutty hot pieces...

A Motherfuckin Cobra Position?
2007-06-12 15:05:00
Now look how comfortable this nasty anime bitch is in the cobra position. On TrashyToons.com, they are all smiles as they collect man juice from head to toe as well as joyfully squirting their venom for the camera.

The Trailer: When Hairy Met Sammy
2007-06-11 15:10:00
This retro chick is keeping it real and bringing back the 70?s trend.  All snatchural is part of TrashyToons.com?s essence.  Check out the funny ass comics section that keep you saying ?no they didn?t?.
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Drooling For A One Night Stand
2007-06-09 15:12:00
What an animated slut! Do you see that wedding ring on her finger? You know damn well that this tramp wants nothing more than to get fucked. Get in and get out on TrashyToons.com.

Summer?Summer?Summertime.
2007-06-08 15:25:00
School is almost over for the 18 year old as she is going to study for her last two finals this weekend. This?ll give me plenty of time to stroll the beaches of Southern California and titty watch. Summertime is the most beautiful time of the year as all the undercover sluts sport their skimpy outfits and flock by the dozens, waiting to get gawked at. Southern Cali is a prime location for top notch looking bitches every time of the year, but summertime is when the selection is abundant. Fortunately for me, I?m right in the middle of all the action. I work damn well on myself and am not as lazy as most men (though I have my moments, too), so I deserve to be banging the bitches I bang. I put myself out there at a moderate level and know how to fuck a girl right. Should it matter that I?m not monogamous? Every woman deserves to be treated the way I treat them when we?re one on one. And this is the season for fun in the sun. Fuck, I should have given the broad from last night...

Better Safe Than Sorry
2007-06-07 15:05:00
You never know what you?re going to get at TrashyToons.com. One thing is for sure?it can be educational.

Be Careful What You Wish For
2007-06-06 15:14:00
These crazy bitches over at TrashyToons.com have no boundaries.  Let your imagination run wild and prepare for some pussy torture.

A healthy part of their diet
2007-06-05 15:05:00
These horny little sluts over at TrashyToons.com get their healthy dosage of protein in order to stay looking good. Got cum?

Good Fucking Morning My Dear
2007-06-04 15:27:00
As the sun peeked through the blinds, I felt a tug at my boxers. When I cracked my eyes open, the 18 year old resuscitated my hibernating cock. Atta girl. I stretched and yawned to the beautiful sight of the all natural crust-in-her-eyes ?girlfriend? I had, and after pumping her vise tight cunt, I jerked off in her mouth as usual and we laid there for a good hour just talking about how fun last night was?of course, all I said was what needed to be said. And no more. I pulled out the pipe and had a few puffs while the 18 year old made some bacon and eggs. Once the effects of the purple kush kicked in, all I kept thinking about was the 18 year old?s slutty tramp friend and the way I pretzeled and contorted that sexy body last night while my ?girlfriend? slept no farther than 10 feet away. After breakfast, we marinated at my place and just bummed it?watched TV, fucked in the shower, chilled some more (I smoked, she didn?t?but what the fuck ever) and I dropped her of...

Dime Pieces All Day, Everyday
2007-06-02 15:12:00
Flawless? what the fuck are you still doing here? TrashyToons.com is where you can see the most stunning artwork since the Michelangelo and Da Vinci days? shit, arguably more stunning.

What The Fuck Did I Just Say You Old Hag?
2007-06-01 15:24:00
Even after 50 years of marriage, some bitches never learn. Life is comically cruel. Head on over to TrashyToons.com and enjoy the hilarious strips only a crazy fuckin person can think of? how they keep they?re hand still while they?re drawing amazes me.

Whatever You Like, Your Royal Highness
2007-05-31 15:00:00
You want your ass licked? the bitches over at TrashyToons.com have no inhibitions. You?ll be treated like the fuckin king you are. Only in your wildest dreams can you get a bitch to do what these women LOVE to do on a daily basis…

A Little R & R Doesn?t Hurt Anybody
2007-05-30 15:15:00
I felt like hittin up a casino. Every now and then, I get a gambling itch that needs to be scratched. I phoned an old friend of mine when I got off work to see his schedule because I don?t like gambling alone?I?m one of ?them? that doesn?t know when to say when, so admittedly, I needed someone who is more disciplined to pull my ass off of the chair. I hadn?t seen my friend in a while so we first grabbed a quick bite and had a couple of drinks, then headed over to Hawaiian Gardens Casino. I only had $26 on me and didn?t want to have to take out any cash at those fuck you in the ass with the service charge ATM?s that they have there, so I put it all down on a hand of blackjack, and won. I let it ride on my second hand and squeezed out another double up. I ordered a drink, decreased my bets to $10/hand and settled in for some good gaming. After about an hour, I was up almost $200. My buddy won $60 and suggested we hit up a strip club. It?s not usually my cup of tea to do the...

Is This An Optical Illusion?
2007-05-29 15:09:00
David Copperfield and Lance Burton have nothing on The Amazing Waldo. Cum check out tricks that no other magician can perform (and get away with) over at TrashyToons.com.