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Oh my GOD, what an event
2012-01-10 21:48:00
I met a mature WG just before Christmas for some fun and frolics. Time set was approximate for around lunch, and as is usual I underestimated the time to get there and had to wait around for some time. I never quite know what to do in those situation, sitting there in the car listening to the radio a discrete distance from her home. You think all the others in the street will be twitching curtains, and wondering what house I was casing. Time came and I arrived at her door, and was made comfortable in her boudoir and was refreshed with some bubbly. As is my want we ended up talking and getting to know each other. Then we had some raunchy sex, and a quiet moment of relaxation and more conversation. I was thinking it was about time to leave, so I could get home in time. Then the horrendous scenario she had outlined about what had happened to another client, started to unfurl for me. Yes family decided to turn up, family who had a key and could let themselves, in this case son,...

The new year
2012-01-01 13:33:00
Time for resolutions. My resolution is to make no resolutions. What's the point, I never stop drinking, whoring, eating. Yes I am a bad example for all. I do hope my friend, who gets out of rehab on Wednesday does continue with her resolve, and show me what can be done. She will still be getting support from rehabbers and also the rehabbed she met going through the treatment. I do really wish her well, it's going to be tough for her. I expect all the drug dealers will be queuing at her door trying to entice her back onto Cocaine. When her friends drink in front of her she will be tempted. I can't imagine giving up the pleasure of drinking. It's so social. I do so hope she fights these urges and turns her life around. She was positive today, but is under no allusion to the future problems.

A trieste which did not happen
2011-12-22 22:39:00
I am generally pretty lucky with the women I meet. I go with gut instinct, generally choosing from people I have chatted to on forums or through email. I now rarely read reviews preferring to go in with an open mind. I am cynical about reviews, often forged and often used to discredit escorts by openly forging them so the escort loses all her reviews for ever. Yes Punternet's review system is open to abuse by those who want to give a girl a bad name.Well it all went wrong in Shrewsbury, a seeming poor place for a client. I saw there was a Massage parlour near where I was staying, Shrewsbury Massage. I rang them, open to 8.00., but busy till 7.00. No I could not book ahead, just turn up.I dutifully toddled along and arrived before the time. I was told she was still busy, that there was someone already waiting and that they could not accommodate me. Go away, ring at 7.30.Rang at 7.30, no some one else was with her and there was another waiting in the queue and I could not be see. N...

The cold weather
2011-11-28 22:00:00
I chatted with my friend who is in rehab, on the phone.  Its a bit difficult as I have to go through the  switch board and I am checked to make sure I'me someone she wants to and can speak to.  She ditched her mobile, so many dealers kept phoning her.  The rehab has been a real journey for her.  She's been looking at her life from when she started taking drugs as a kid.   She is  coming to terms with giving up drink, and also moving on from her present life style.   This is going to be hard for her.   Not only did she enjoy herself, she was also bad at budgetting and planning ahead for the next weeks bills.  It seems this rehab is also teaching her to budget, and have self restraint.Although the rehab is paid for the state, and her children are being looked after by family, she ended up going there with no money at all.   She had nothing to pay for her meals in the hostel,...

Addiction
2011-11-11 12:17:00
I am so pleased for a friend of mine.  She has battled for years with a cocaine addiction, I didn't know for a long time. I should have, late night requests for money.  She has had counseling for this addiction for some time, but despite wanting to stop, was always going for another fix.  Dealers don't make it easy, they are always there on the phone offering their goods.  Much of the problem for her was she lives alone.  As she said she never took the stuff while I was around.Why am I so pleased?  She is almost half way through her rehab.  She has been there now for over 6 weeks, and by all accounts doing well. No mean feat, she has never been away from her children for so long, and will be away from them at Christmas as well.  She is looking at her life from childhood to present and wants to turn her life around, get some qualifications and start life afresh.  I am so pleased for her and I really wish I could be with her to support he...

Dinner Dates with Escorts
2011-09-29 23:23:00
I had to write this after reading Capital Punters blog post on meeting escorts in public.  I whole heartily agree in taking an escort to lunch, dinner, or even a drink in the bar adds an additional aspect to the visit.For me, I travel around a bit, so having a dinner, or meeting in a rock pub for some music fills in some time.  Lots of conversation, and someone to be with.  Whats worse than lots of middle aged men sitting on there own, drinking on there own.  On the monetary side, I have met many escorts who are quite happy to have a nice meal and some company and won't charge for the time other than taxi and baby sitters.  Some have started to suggest bars to meet in.  OK the sex afterwards, (in my case preferably before is paid for)Being in another city it is generally safe for me, the risk is to the escort, but  in public we do respect our boundaries, well I am the long lost older cousin/uncle.  Having said that, it became a joke...

Manchester Fun
2011-09-18 12:55:00
I had an evening to spend in Manchester.  I thought about all the parlours, but didn't know where they were.  So what about an out call, immediately I thought of Lou4Fun a Manchester Independent Escort, someone who I follow on twitter, who has quite an outspoken cyber  personality which gets her banned of most forums.  Dare I meet her, I booked her time through twitter with a little bit of trepidation.I need not have worried, she was lovely, intelligent, good fun and caring.  She was not quite like her online personality which can sometime come across as antagonistic. In fact if anything she initially looked a bit nervous at the meeting.  We met in the bar of the hotel, I spotted her immediately she came in., despite her not showing her face on the site.  We sat chatted and had a drink before retiring upstairs to bed and some fun.  Later on , dressed and purchased a bottle of wine and a couple...

Oxford Bliss
2011-09-18 12:34:00
I have a brief liaison a few weeks ago in Oxford.  On of the women on my I must see list was touring the ivory towers of Oxford.  I only got to hear about the tour a couple of days before she was due to arrive, I had luckily read her blog.Duly booked I ventured into Oxford.  I always get the timing wrong. I don't want to be late, so invariably I end up an hour early.  There were no queues on the A34, despite being rush hour. The park and ride bus left immediately I got on the bus, and had soon whisked me into Oxford.  Plenty of time for a coffee and croissant. Plenty of time to check the street where the apartment was.Well I met my liaison, we chatted we made love we had a good time and I left satiated.  Going back was not so fast, waited a long time for the 300 bus back to the park and ride.  Thank you miss A.   I hope to see you again when you are in the area.  It alas is extremely unlikely I will ever be ...

Escort review sites
2011-08-30 23:02:00
As you can see I am avidly following Capital Punter and viewing every word he writes.  Now this is my take on review sites, yes sorry I am taking my cue from his blog ideas.Before I started punting I spent ages going through reviews in the area I thought I might pluck up courage and go for my first punt.   I spent ages reading the forums.  I went for a punt at last, either none of the girls in the reviews was working that day, or I was in an absolute panic and forgot every review.  Sitting there in the sauna with these other guys, catching the old glimpse of a an escort as she came upstairs and then was whisked back down stairs to work again.   It was a busy day, so I took a leap of faith and chose the next available.   It was a fabulous choice,  memorable because it was my first punt.  She also became a regular until she left to go back to Germany.I avidly wrote reviews to feed back my encounters, until they were all deleted because said saun...

Discounts from Sex Workers
2011-08-26 00:41:00
A blog post by Capital Punter on discounts caught my eye the other day.  Right up front I totally agree with the correspondent. In sex work asking for a discount is really not on.  There are plenty of prices ranges to choose from, and many ways women work.   To me, if the price is too high, then either save up, or don't touch.  Women setting a high price are setting their sights on  the type of guy they want.  Escorts setting a low price are saying we work harder longer and see more clients to bring in the dough.  Yes I am well aware price does not necessarily mean a better shag.Yes when I look through the pages on sites, and see escorts charging £300 or more  for the hour, then yes I do wonder if they get work.  I do know they do, and they gear their life around those who can afford that price.This whole thing about discount though was brought home to me when I read this email on a closed yahoo group.  It really did ...

Aberdeen Silver City
2011-03-25 21:51:00
I visited Aberdeen for a working week.  Whilst I was there I decided to avail myself of some local fillies.  Plans did not go as I expected,  On the Wednesday evening I found myself meeting an Edinburgh escort at Aberdeen rail station.  She was a friend, and wanted to desperately spend the night with me. First stop was a local Irish pub for a drink.  The Irish bar maid, turned out to be Canadian, and her home town was next door to Justin Beiber?s home town.  Phone calls to my friends son, so  he could talk with a real Canadian who lived near to Justin.  That evening we ate at the Monsoona on Bridge Street, a Healthy Indian Cuisine Restaurant. A good meal, but with all Indian meals, ended up ordering too much, and taking a doggy bag home.  Back in the flat drank some more wine and made sweet some lurve. The next day I met up with a mature Aberdeen escort.  She lives and works in Aberdeen, but comes from the North of England.  S...

Oxford adventures
2011-03-10 18:25:00
I hate to say this, but I am in thrall to celebrities.   Kat Lee as in Kit and Kat without the Kit was touring my local city.  Celebrity because she has appeared on the awful TV show Jeremy Kyle, and appeared on an inside scoop of the UK sex industry again by Jeremy Kyle.  Yes a sex worker who is not frightened to appear on TV, support the argument that there are many sex workers who enjoy their job.  Kat Lee is a Manchester Escort, though originally from Sunderland.Kat was visiting Oxford, and I was able to book her as an Oxford Escort for an hour.  The booking proved difficult, not Kat, or the agency but me.   Yes I booked an cancelled, booked again, and cancelled again.  I have never cancelled before, but ended up cancelling twice.  Yes unexpected work does sometimes get in the way.  I was at least able to give a days notice each time.At last the eventful day came.  Kat was staying in what must be the best ho...

Whats your favourite part of being in a ladys company (it doesnt have to be
2011-01-08 18:52:00
I love the talking, the shared interests and the differences in outlook. I like the social intercourse of a dinner date, and an unhurried time together. Ask me anything

The Wisdom of Whores
2010-12-31 15:46:00
I was recommended the book, The Wisdom of Whores, written by Elizabeth Pisani by a friend.  The content put me off, a book about HIV transmission.  I did though visit the site and saw there was a video link to a TED program.  Now a few months ago I was searching YouTube on the TV, (showing of its Internet capabilities to a friend), when we came across this TED program on dragonfly migration across the Indian ocean.  It was excellent.  So I had a quick view of the TED program on Elizabeth's site.   I was hooked immediately. She is an excellent speaker, and this book could be quite readable after all.  So downloaded it and installed it onto my mobile phone and started to read the book.   I have not yet finished it, but it has given me a good insight into who research into transmission of diseases (epidemiology).  In this case HIV brings its own problems with interviewing at risk populations like prostitutes, drug injectors and th...

Torquay and Charlie from Glamour Girls
2010-12-22 17:17:00
I have been checking back through my blogs and see I must have become a hermit. No escorts since August. I don't count Reading Festival as my company for Reading was a friend. A good friend, alas we live so far apart.Last week I was away for two nights down in Torquay, at first I thought I would not meet up with an escort, but as soon as I booked into the hotel my mind changed. I logged into Adultwork. Nice German lady, who must have updated her profile minutes before took prime place in my list. Tried to book her, no phone number and no response while I went to find a cash machine.Now I was getting frustrated, so funny that once I had started on this mission, I had to complete it. I started to look at the escort directory SelectanEscort.com. Found very few escorts in Torquay, most were in Plymouth. Is Plymouth too far for an escort to travel on a late whim booking? Then I looked at agencies in the directory, one cropped up called Glamour Girls. They travel to Torbay and...

Tesco sell most Viagra in Bristol
2010-11-22 19:12:00
The men of one British city have been branded a bunch of softies after supermarket sales figures for Viagra were revealed yesterday.More of the erectile dysfunction tablets are sold in Bristol than anywhere else in Britain, with the West Midlands town of Solihull limping into second.Swindon had the lowest Viagra sales, followed by Cambridge and Watford.Tesco's Shona Scott said: "In general, the highest demand has been in the south and the lowest was in Northern Ireland."

Oppose the ?nil policy? on adult venues in Hackney and other boroughs
2010-11-17 19:48:00
Cross posted from Hartlots Parlour The London borough of Hackney are proposing to close all adult venues within their jurisdiction. This will close all sex shops, strip clubs and lap dancing clubs. Presently there is only one sex shop in the borough but a number of lap dancing clubs and other venues will be affected.A face book page has been created to fight this discriminatory policy that targets adult venues. These are business that provide employment and who create revenue for the borough. They are businesses that bring pleasure and enjoyment to thousands of consenting adults.This is state sponsored censorship at its worst. It is effectively a minority of moralists in positions of authority using that power to force everyone to conform to their ideology. Telling others what they should think and how they should behave and what they should watch or enjoy is dangerous. History has taught us to be wary of moralists and of ideologies that want to censor freedom.Adults in ...

Note to anti-prostitutionists: Sex worker movements are nothing to sneer at
2010-11-08 09:34:00
I have cross posted this article from Laura Agustin, she would like as much publicity as possible for it.WTO causes rural economic bankruptcy - Peasants become sex workers: Photo ZitengOrdinarily I avoid ideological debates, but this time I had to chime in, because the author of a nutty Swedish book actually lied about me in it. I don?t mean she distorted my ideas - that is conventional amongst feminists who feel they are engaged in a battle to the death about prostitution. No, this was a lie about me and my life: she described me as an employee of the Network for Sex Work Projects, and the company publishing her book didn?t get anyone to check her facts - even about living people, which is reprehensible. Since I am independent with a highly precarious income, and because my opinions are only my own, I could not allow the lie to go uncontested.The book?s an attack on two activities: commercial sex and surrogate motherhood. The drivel about me is a very small part of the bo...

Yippee my very own AW review
2010-10-21 09:59:00
Well I thought I did not want to be left out, most women publicise their reviews, so I thought I would do so as well.  Well its not actually a review, but just some feed back from a west country escort called LizzieMatureBBW.Great company , awesome tongue and amazing ride ! Thank you S x  Its good to have your ego stroked, especially with a tongue  Thanks Lizzie

Westminster Skeptics
2010-10-19 11:34:00
I went to this meeting in the Monk Exchange organised by Westminster Skeptics. I am quite taken by the idea and would probably want to go along to other Skeptics in the Pub evenings. Apparently there are 25 groups in the UK.  I went along because there was a talk on legislation and the sex industry by two people I wanted to meet.There was a presentation by Dr Belinda Brooks-Gordon on how the numbers associated with sex work were derived, that is the numbers who work as sex workers, the numbers trafficked and the numbers of clients. She also made it very plain how angry she was with the last Government on how they suppressed a report which they instigated until after the legislation had been passed. This was the review of the literature on the sex industry, this review did not come up with any support for the proposed law changes. This report was suppressed for a whole year. She also talked about the harm of various aspects of the new and existing legislation on ...

?It?s time to accept prostitution? ? say the British public.
2010-09-30 20:41:00
?It?s time to accept prostitution? ? say the British public. A survey carried out as part of yesterday?s BBC1 Sunday Morning Live discussion, featuring Catherine Stephens of the IUSW, Bel Mooney of the Daily Mail and Mehdi Hasan of the New Statesman showed overwhelming public support for accepting prostitution:71% yes, 29% no. This echoes a government funded Ipsos MORI poll in June 2008: almost six in ten (59%) agreed that "prostitution is a perfectly reasonable choice that women should be free to make". [1]Another poll in the economist came out in favour of prostiituton 77% to 23%.  The moderator stated. [5]Readers have voted overwhelmingly in favour of the motion, which is carried: this house believes prostitution should be legal. The majority is higher than most other measures of public opinion (though because the wording varies, exact comparison is impossible). In the Sunday Morning Live debate, Stephens repeatedly argued that policy that solves problems is based on evid...

Canadian sex workers win decriminalisation: a victory for women?s right to
2010-09-30 20:31:00
Canadian sex workers win decriminalisation: a victory for women?s right to safety everywhereThe High Court in Ontario, Canada, yesterday abolished the laws banning street soliciting (communicating for the purposes of prostitution), working together from premises (bawdy house) and living off the avails of prostitution as they make sex workers more vulnerable to violence. The decision was a result of a legal challenge brought by three sex workers who argued that the laws endangered their health and forced them into unsafe working conditions. It is a victory for women and sex workers everywhere who have been campaigning for decriminalisation of grounds of health and safety.Ontario Judge Susan Himel concluded that the laws violated the constitution which guarantees ?the rights to life, liberty and safety?. She said: "I find that the danger faced by prostitutes greatly outweighs any harm which may be faced by the public," . . . ."These laws, individually and together, force prostitute...

Laura Agustin on youtube
2010-09-14 21:36:00
Laura Agustín, author of Sex at the Margins, discusses migrant sex workers, trafficking and the conflicts caused by both.

Reading Festival
2010-09-14 09:47:00
Yes it had rained and rained in England for the previous few days, there was mud everywhere.  Not quite as bad as some years at Glastonbury, but enough to get it caked on my walking boots.  Tent erected a short distance from the entrance, walked to the stadium and saw the end of a show.  Then checked my wrist band, it said Friday.  Shit, why had I not been given a weekend wrist band?  This was going to be a short weekend unless the faux pas was sorted out.  Walked back to where I had exchanged my ticket for the wrist band and spoke with the manager.  They took the number from my wrist band, and located my ticket, and re-issued me with the weekend ticket.  There is a God after all looking after me, or more likely the organisers had some good systems in place to correct mistakes.About this time Lacy called me to meet her at the gate.  I went to meet her, stopping to buy some wellies on the way.   Yes I am a gentleman. Lacy m...

Edinburgh Festival
2010-09-13 14:17:00
I was up in Edinburgh for a three night visit, it was the last week of the Edinburgh fringe and I had some fun times.  The first night I am away I am always a tad tired, the early flight up, so kept I kept it quiet.  I decided to visit Blair Street Sauna for s little fun.  It has been a few months since I have been there, and most of the women were new to me, though I was reliably informed Betty and Daisy were still working. I had the pleasure of meeting Diana.  She is a tall slim bronzed beauty from Finland.  I would put her age at 26.  She was polite and chatty women in the lounge.  There were several other good looking women to choose from.  The festival was on, so it is  quiet in the Sauna, I had plenty of time to chat and eventually choose.  The doorman informed my the Festival was bad for business.  Too many people walking up and down the street, punters are a nervous breed and they don't want to be seen entering and exit...

The Economist Debate on Prostitution - Legalise it.!
2010-09-13 10:25:00
The Economist had a debate on prostitution,This house belives prostitution should be legal. Well we know prostitution in this country is already legal, but it is not legal in America and the majority of the world.  Many comments said this was a missed opportunity and we should be talking about decriminalization.  Decriminalization in the UK would be welcome, because brothels and working together would be allowable.There were some very good arguments put by many sex workers, and sex worker organizations from around the world. There were heartrending stories from some American sex workers where the only abuse they got were from police officers who had raped them and there was nothing the sex worker could do because they were breaking they were breaking the law.The debate was a resounding victory 77 in favour and 23 against. This was a much higher majority than most debates the economist runs.  What was interesting was the so called independent experts both came down aga...

The Economist Debate on Prostitution
2010-09-07 09:29:00
Over on the Economist there is a debate on prostitution  http://www.economist.com/debate/days/view/572The call is to legalise prostitution, well the debate is US centric.  Proposing this is Sienna Baskin from a Sex Works Project and opposing it is Mellisa FarleyAs is usual entrenched opinions abound  and the fake research from Mellisa is quoted as gospel truth by the abolitionists.  There is one commentator Numenoreans who has tried to show how Mellisa chose a very skewed sample of subjects to analyse, war torn, deprived street walkers and drug rehabilitation centers.  One sex worker who was a subject of her PTSD study wrote this, I quote a sample of it. One person commented that her samples were biased; perhaps but that is not really the problem! If what the participants says does not suit her thesis, she just changes it and says, "well you were abused so you can't really speak for yourself" or some other such thing (like she did of the brothel work...

Adultwork, shapes and sizes
2010-08-19 14:37:00
I was staying away in Bridgwater and desired some company.  I normally use my own site, but it seemed a bit sparse for the area.  I eventually ended up using AW for the second time ever.  First I made a booking for a very sexy slim women for the next day, my message was read almost immediately but no reply.  The next day I messaged her several times looking for confirmation, but quite late on a call to say, sorry busy.That put me in a predicament, I had been really excited, could I find some on on AW.  I looked again and booked 4 women for the same time, deciding at least one would reply.  Yes one did reply, Lizzie a mature BBW, none of the others bothered.  (She later told me I had an alias, yes I do update other escorts profiles for them.  Now I have to figure how to get rid of the alias).So AW came up trumps, she arrived and we had a good time, glass of wine in the bar and some frolics in the bedroom.  Why is it all the BBWs I meet are...

Will it make a difference, who know.
2010-08-13 19:06:00
Rescind unnecessary laws.  Lose the laws on brothel keeping.  Allow women to work together.  Tell the Government you want these regressive laws dropped.  Tell the Coalition and Nick Clegg.  It is easy, go to this link, register (you don't have to give details of your name and address) and vote 5 stars.  Maybe you could leave a comment as well.http://yourfreedom.hmg.gov.uk/repealing-unnecessary-laws/prostitution

A sensual and lovely time with Amanda and Laura
2010-07-27 13:34:00
I made it to London for some sexy escapades.  First off I met up with a friend and activist, had a coffee and an eggs benedict for brunch.  It was lovely sitting there on the street discussing the state of the universe, only downside was the rain.I had an appointment, but later in the day.  So off I went to the Tate Modern.  I always visit the Tate Modern when in London.  There is normally something new and different to view.  Today I was really impressed with a photo exhibition by Bruce Davidson.  These photos were taken in 1980 on the New York subway.  I loved the lighting, and wondered how he had done this on a crowded subway.  There was a note beside the photographs saying ?He had to train to be able to carry all the heavy equipment on the subway, and also to be fit to protect himself?  I can imagine him on the subway with  the lights , tripods and those umbrella things photographers use.Time was ticking, so back onto the Lo...