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ChillingMeSoftly - Icicle's Diary.

ChillingMeSoftly - Icicle's Diary.
Online Diary for Adultwork's Icicle! The day to day life of a North London Aspie Escort and Cam girl! Can you solve the Mystery of the Missing Chocolate? Help her with some Apprentice Training? And why do parcels grow legs???


Deja Vu
2011-12-19 17:39:00
DEJA VU ?Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow? - Nursery rhyme So I get home after a big long flight and sleep for a while, then when I wake up I think about how my plants are doing. After the Plant Tragedy last time I left Mary in charge, I might well wonder. read more
The Thought that Counts.
2011-12-09 21:18:00
"Sometimes it's not the thought that counts. It's the cake." - Me. Heheheh, back from the states now with an inbox full of panic. "I haven't seen you around for a while, you're not retired, are you?" read more
Agent Orange.
2011-10-04 15:39:00
AGENT ORANGE ?The art of life is to show your hand. There is no diplomacy like candor. You may lose by it now and then, but it will be a loss well gained if you do. Nothing is so boring as having to keep up a deception.? - Anonymous read more
Why Americans are Fat.
2011-09-21 19:03:00
"Tell me what you eat, I'll tell you who you are."~ Anthelme Brillat-Savarin read more
The Garden Path
2011-09-21 16:33:00
?A good garden may have some weeds.? ~ Thomas Fuller ... See that plant? (Sorry, Drupal is playing up and won't let me display the picture directly). That was my plant, that was. That was my other nice green lavender plant. The one the pigeons didn't destroy. read more
The Dark Side
2011-07-01 03:37:00
THE DARK SIDE ?Yes, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi-Wan's apprentice.? - Yoda read more
Pigeon English.
2011-06-29 05:49:00
PIGEON ENGLISH ?True happiness arises, in the first place, from the enjoyment of one's self, and in the next, from the friendship and conversation of a few select companions.? - Joseph Addison Some people mark out their lives in Dogs. I only ever had the one and will never have another, so I can't do that. I mark mine out in pigeons. read more
2011-06-22 02:19:00
THE REAL GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO: DRUG TRIAL DOCS ALMOST KILLED ME ?Yes I do want to die, just not right now.? - Bart Thielges Some correspondence between myself and my ADHD doctor. For confidentialty I'd take out his name, but where's the fun in that? Dear Doctor Rozewicz, I hope you are well. read more
2011-04-24 01:04:00
2011-04-22 03:58:00
LOST "It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling." ~ Mark Twain I'm no stanger to the odd behaviour of the over-excited. I know that when a man has his Hopes up, his navigation skills can be a little.. hindered. read more
A Policeman's Lot.
2011-04-13 23:07:00
A POLICEMAN'S LOT ?They swing the lead as best they can, while looking for the easy collars. Then they get all uppity like, when someone expects 'em to do their job.? ~ John Higgins, Brother John and Sister Chain read more
The Cake Thief
2011-04-13 01:24:00
THE CAKE THIEF "Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed. Chocolate makes it worthwhile." ~ Anonymous It's late, and I need to think. Cigarettes help me think but I've run out. I go into Mary's room - without knocking. It's midnight. She's always asleep by now. I head for the far side of the sofabed to look for fags. read more
Foot in Mouth
2011-04-10 18:34:00
FOOT IN MOUTH "The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance; The wise grows it under his feet." ~ James Oppenheim Some warning signs here that this might be a timewaster! "Heya i have a fetish for smelling girls feet so things like footjobs and the usal.." Bad spelling. Bad grammar. If this guy earns enough to pay my rates, I need to put my rates up. read more
Natural Aptitude
2011-03-31 21:24:00
"Arguing with an idiot is like teaching a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time, and it only annoys the pig!" ~ Anonymous I had a troubing phone call the other day.. "Hi! I got your number off the TLC website!" That's a website where escorts who like to meet disabled guys advertise. "Oh, hello Baby! How can I help?" read more
Sleeping Dogs Lie.
2011-03-17 18:06:00
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. ~ Corey Ford For reasons that I can't quite untangle, Liam's dog - a Staff called 'Ruby' is staying at Mary's. But Mary hasn't got the hang of this Dog Thing at all. read more
Six Degrees of Karl Rove.
2011-01-06 18:59:00
Wanna know who this is? read more
Wanna Small Boy with that Big Mac Sir?
2011-01-05 02:03:00
I'm more sympathetic to pedophiles than most. It is not as if, for instance, anyone kneels by their bed every night, praying "Oh please God make me a Kiddie-Fiddler by morning", is it? You sort of are one, and you are stuck with it. A bit like being gay, or left-handed, or an Autie, or having red-hair. read more
Marianne Ny, Julian Assange, and Abuse of Process.
2011-01-02 22:55:00
Here is a copy and paste of a comment I posted in response to someone who thinks Assange is evading justice. I thought you all might like it. @Carnivore: He has good reason to believe he will get no fair trial in Sweden. Here is the proof.. ... read more
Rove, Reinfeldt, Ny, Assange, Ardin and Bodstrom.
2011-01-02 03:32:00
Something has been bothering me. Now it may come as a shock to some, but I have enjoyed, from time to time, the occasional dalliance with a Gentleman. Quite a - erm, few, gentlemen. Not once, in my entire litany of depravity have I ever felt the need to do this.. read more
2011-01-01 05:57:00
So me and Mary are in the paper shop. Mary hasn't any money. "Icicle can I have a Daily Mail?" Yup the girl has an unerring eye for quality.. "Aw Mary!" I turned to the shopkeeper.. "Can I have a porn magazine to hide it in?" read more
New New World Order.
2010-12-28 04:34:00
OK Honeypies, this one goes out to - how shall I put this? - the more well connected among my clients. I don't personally, give a shit about your mild inconveinience. A few diplomatic cables were released. Shut the fuck up already. You will find a work around. read more
Claes Borgstrom: "Julian Assange Kicks Kittens!"
2010-12-23 16:04:00
Just imagine some girl was miffed at you for infidelity and wanted to embarrass you by telling the police you won't take an STD test. As you are famous it might make a nice story for the papers. read more
Proof Marianne Ny lied to Swedish Court for Assange arrest warrant!
2010-12-12 04:06:00
Proof Marianne Ny lied to a Swedish court to get an arrest warrant for Julian Assange.. read more
Red Notice required!
2010-12-11 02:41:00
I have just sent the following to Interpol.. Dear Interpol, I discovered my boyfriend was seeing someone else behind my back. I was reading this here read more
Assange accuser's 'Plans for legal revenge'. Look familiar?
2010-12-06 01:39:00
"Of her is the deadly race and tribe of women who live amongst mortal men to their great trouble" ~ Hesiod. On Pandora, companion of Prometheus. Once upon a time there was a little girl called 'Anna Ardin'. Anna had a website.. Here is the home page via Google Translate.. (Bear with me, it gets more interesting.) read more
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