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Tormented by flowers
2007-11-06 07:27:00
I had a date last night. A gentleman who has been trying for a very long time to visit me, our schedules have always clashed. Last night it was finally happening, then, disaster! I had an emergency 1.5 hours prior. Emailed apologies to gent (this being only available contact) and headed off hoping he'd check mail before it was to late. He didnt. Phone contact was established some time later. I felt terrible, made even worse by a glorious bunch of Orchids which greeted me at the door when I arrived home hours later (he apologised for taking the Scorched Almonds home after thinking he'd been stood up). The flowers have tormented me all day. Good news. Gent has just been in touch and can be free tomorrow night instead. I was instantly struck with the song Nothings Gonna Stop Us Now - Starship...and here it is :)... See you tomorrow xo

Erotic Chook
2007-11-06 03:33:00
Im regularly sent emails promoting Escort Directories, this one just arrived: erotichook.com. It took me a good while to realise it didnt read Erotic Chook (aka Chicken). Unsolictied emails, Im about to hit the extremely exciting target of 100 a day. I hate spam but it would seem theres a funny side to everything. "Say goodbye to love failures and loneliness" "Don't give in, fight for your manliness!" "Don't be afraid to take off your pants in her bedroom" "All sweet flowers succumb to big rod" "Sail down the love canal more confidently" "Prepare your love wand for the next battle" All for Penis Enlargement miracles. I dont even have one and Im getting a complex.

Best ever divorce letter
2007-11-05 03:00:00
An all time classic. This has been doing the rounds for years but still a great read for those who have or havent. I was sent it again the other day. Dear Connie, I know the counsellor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride's cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care about looking bad anymore. I don't care who makes the first move as long as one of us does. Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. This is what my heart says: "There's no one like you, Connie. I look for you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they're not you. They're not even ...

Farm Girl Theme
2007-11-04 14:56:00
Ive made it back to Auckland a number of days later than planned, I was on a roll and don?t stop when Im on a roll. Garden is now looking better than it has since I can remember and all of Fathers porches are strutting their stuff after being freshly water blasted. Good Girl Sally. The downside. I'm thinking ill run with the ?Farm Girl? theme till my hands, skin and hair recover from the onslaught. Ill never understand how women cope with an inch of plastic glued to the end of each finger but do try to keep myself up to a respectable standard when I'm trying to be ?city?. A great week, a really great week. I was sent a text. "Im imagining you in cut-off jeans and a gingham blouse waiting for me in the barn with wine and lube". I did drag out my cut-off jeans and did trackdown a gingham blouse then tried to get a photo for a "This ones for you babe" post but didnt pull it off. Next time I promise :). I've just created a Technorati account. They require that I prove ownership of t...

Grubby boys grinding steel
2007-10-26 15:59:00
Hot Hot Hot Im up North. Time to do the fathers GST again and my "away too long" itch was significantly uncomfortable. My brother, middle picture, lost his right arm just under 12 months ago. Motorbike accident. He's considered having the stump tattooed with something like "My girlfriend bites". Two weeks ago he got a tidy payout from ACC and has been buying toys. Always a workshop bloke, mad inventor come einstein-ish engineer, he's in his element. Workshop now closely resembles all he's ever dreamed of. When boys have toys they play and grubby boys playing is hot. Ive said it before and will again...the smell of grinding steel gets me! The problem with living in Auckland CBD is you cant grind stuff, my poor grinder has forgotten how it feels to be loved. Its 2:56 am and bedtime but Im sharing my evening with you first, these pics taken over the past few hours. Nice to be North. My faithful Adidas's are still on form, pets still love me, the day was sun drenched and tonight t...

Hookers, whores and courtesans
2007-10-24 17:45:00
Terminology. Not sure where to start with this but has been on my mind. Has been since I became an Escort, but, this past week Ive removed myself from society, as I do occasionally, and focussed on my websites, specifically promotion. Its a cat fight out there, the VIP Elite's vs I Love Black Cock's. "I love Black Cock" always wins on the day and a mite inconvenient when your own link is directly below. You're buggered. I have issues with "elitism", have always had issues with elitism but yet to figure out how one promotes a higher level of service without it. Ladies who are comfortable offering fetishes, anal, golden showers, spanking, are invariably bombarded with wanker crap that could easily turn a lover into hater. Unfortunately its difficult to promote your services without mentioning them. These are intelligent women who care about themselves, have high self esteem, and rarely have time for "cum n suk my cock" texts. Truly frustrating is the degree to which we must watch ...

Promiscuous
2007-10-15 11:34:00
Ive always been proud to call myself a New Zealand Woman, especially now - Kiwi women are the most promiscuous in the world! An extraordinary accolade which gets better: "NZ was also unusual for being the only country where women have more sexual partners than their men." Promiscuous. This is one of my favourite words. It conjures images of wanton sexy, alot of naughty, a little rebellion and generous helpings of intrigue....all in the colour purple. Promiscuous, a term I have adopted as completely as I have "anal retentive". It didnt happen overnight. Both have required adjustment and the time to find a contented place in my head; adaption of the various connotations to suit myself, as is my prerogative. Ive never viewed either as negative, on the contrary (anal retentive has been problematic) but, having an opinion quietly tucked away in 'safe place' and being comfortable wearing it on a number plate are two different stories. Nowadays Id triumphantly get both if I had enoug...

Ideas just keep flowing
2007-10-11 08:39:00
New service for Escorts - Website Rental. Something Ive thought about for awhile but have been kicked into gear with Claudia's domain coming available. She has a new website with members only area to stimulate your senses! I've taken ownership of www.cityblueeyes.com and details of renting it, or others, are on my escort webdesign page. Being all but neutral means someone else can benefit from the coverage it has received to date. This becomes the first of a few I will make available for rent along with a website of the Escorts choosing. Too often Escort sites are pulled down before they've had time to mature, generally she leaves the industry or has a panic attack that she's been recognised. So much is invested in them that goes to waste, plus domains improve as they age (like me). Renting a site means Escorts arent forking out big money to get the benefits of a personal website and all work done on it isnt lost when they move on, or need it to hide for awhile :). Perfect! Well...

I was thinking of you during a very sexual encounter...
2007-10-09 07:59:00
This was the subject line of an email I received from a friend this morning, I wont say who. The email went on to explain. He'd been contacted by a friend from some time ago and was invited to visit her for a weekend. Being him he'd imagined catching up with other locals he knew, enjoying good conversation over good wine and relaxing. This quickly changed. "There is nothing better than that moment of first contact. This is when I was thinking of some thing you said - Use it or loose it!!! Well, I did use it and it was great, even better than great." Friend went on to talk about how he'd avoided sex since the demise of his last relationship but now feels he's been missing out "Now I want it all, I need to re-learn". Im thrilled, good on him! This was the highlight of my day. A good highlight but other than that Ive been tired (up too late last night) and stomping around grumpy. What have I been thinking about? Industry politics and seduction. A few triggers for both lately and ...

Blog Updates
2007-10-09 04:47:00
I was up late last night fixing a few Blog problems. As a result I had to delete all Registered Member accounts, apologies, everyone is welcome to re-register. Changes mean members can no longer receive email notifications of new comments, notifications of new posts is still fine (see the check boxes under the Subscribe link when you're logged in). Ive been investigating RSS feeds for the last while and thoroughly enjoying them, fantastic way to stay up to date with all of the blogs I watch in one reader.The link below under XML Feeds - What is RSS? - gives some explanation and suggests a downloadable Aggregator. There are, of course, many available. If you've not tried it out yet you should. These blogs do operate independently of each other so must be subscribed to separately, both posts and comments. If anyone wants help getting it set up, or a simpler explanation, drop me a line...happy to help.

Do you always squirt when you cum?
2007-10-08 06:02:00
This question from young [Name] who booked in for some TLC last Thursday. I am regularly asked about it but his question was different to the typical 'general interest'. Answer: No. In fact, with me, cumming vs squirting are two completely different reactions to different actions. Time for an explanation. My first experience of squirting was 2 years ago. A guy Id met off NZDating claimed he knew a guaranteed method of 'releasing the flood gates', taught by a girlfriend. I was interested of course, with ample pinches of salt. He wasnt wrong. Guy positioned himself above me so he had full use of his arm. With 2 fingers he began pounding my g-spot, literally. As I lay there thinking this was a tad silly and surely a waste of time, yes, flood gates opened! It took no more than 4 minutes. I had no warning, no sense of anything building and wouldnt have believed it had I not seen it. He continued. There seemed to be a never ending supply of liquid and with each big splash my body sta...

After the weekend
2007-10-08 01:39:00
1) The All Blacks...Fuck! 2) Gingagangbang is going on hold for awhile, perhaps until early next year. Ginga's plans have temporarily changed. Those signing up for her mailing list will be kept up to date. 3) The All Blacks...and again. [ 2nd Update - I had some AB's jokes here provided by Emma Rose but they've been ginding on my nerves so Ive removed them. ] I still love them!

Enema 101
2007-10-04 05:41:00
I have a date with Enema school in the not too distant, looking forward to it and BYO bottom is ready and waiting...he's only a little nervous. Lesson 1 : Go easy on the Sherry!

'Mistress Sally' doesnt sound quite right...
2007-10-02 07:55:00
...as suggested to Adam in the comments on my previous post. The irony being that today I met Mr Nipples. He arrived at midday, a tall, aging gent with a new phone he didn?t know how to turn off. He said he's been watching my website for about 6 months which surprised me given that arranging this booking consisted of nothing more than a brief phone call yesterday. Unusual. Drink first, get naked, massage oil in slippery quantities and we were having fun. A brief mention of his thoughts on being dominated was shortly followed by "I want to be your Slave Sally". "What do you consider to be your slavely duties Mr Nipples?" "Anything you want of me" The only right answer, a good start. Our good start deteriorated with his ensuing requests, "Bite my nipples, harder, bite them harder" and "Squirt all over my face". Id fail Mistress school because I happily obliged...though I do have a thing for biting nipples so id probably have done this anyway? Despite our failings ill gladly keep ...

A week in my head
2007-10-01 13:22:00
Ive been in a surreal, contemplative state of detachment this past week needing to re-group and energise. My 'to do' list is distressingly long though enjoyed a sigh of relief today with the launch of Statim.co.nz and have my feet up this evening...rewards are luscious. Changes, namely Ginger deciding she's taking a break, perhaps indefinitely, mean Ive been able to open my availability up a little but have lost my beautiful bi-doubles partner in crime. She will be missed. I have acted as PA for Ginger since May. This was when my 2 hour minimum booking was implemented, Ive never looked back and wont. Historically my bookings have tended to be longer, one hour has always struck an uncomfortable nerve. I realise this is where the primary market lies but Im not interested. My date last Friday night, a Greek man with skin as smooth as Hershey?s, was scheduled for 3 hours which became over 4. We talked, massaged, ate, drank, rolled our eyes as we were cumming. His description, "One of...

Anabel Lorenzo : Auckland Escort
2007-10-01 02:00:00
Mid 20's Blonde Natural D Bust CBD Incalls Bi Doubles Couples Do you enjoy intimate encounters? Quality sensual and therapeutic massages and lots of French kissing? I am a sexy, naturally charming lady who loves to play, I urge you to play with me! What is your fantasy? Gorgeous dress-ups, fun roleplays, stockings and toys? Perhaps a fun bi-double session? I can cater to your desires. Rates from $250NZD. Visit my Website ??

Exquisite Ana : Auckland Escort
2007-10-01 02:00:00
29 yo Blonde 1.7 m tall 34C Bust CBD Incalls Couples I am Ana, an intriguing, slim, tanned and toned seductive goddess with alluring eyes and lovely long blonde hair. Allow me to entice you with my captivating sensuality. I am very passionate, playful and love taking you to unimaginable heights. You will find me very warm, attentive and thoroughly addictive! Rates from $250NZD. Visit my Website ??

Adagio : Auckland Male Escort
2007-10-01 02:00:00
42 yo Dark hair 5'10 tall 79kg Outcall Only Tantric Services I am Adagio, a New Zealand born Adonis gentleman of continental descent. Meticulously groomed, tanned and toned I am charming and articulate with a good sense of humour. Caring and sensitive by nature I'm also an incredible lover; considerate and highly perceptive to your needs and desires. Rates from $150NZD. Visit my Website ??

Claudia Leigh : Auckland Escort
2007-10-01 02:00:00
39 yo Blonde 5'10 tall 34C Bust CBD Incalls Couples I specialise in TLC. A sophisticated woman of quality and impeccable style! Having interests in real estate, interior design, toastmasters and art I enjoy fine dining and mature, intelligent conversation. Expect a wonderful, sexy, sensual service you will return for! Please enquire about Bi double and swinger clubs services. Rates from $220NZD. See my full Profile ??

Isabella : Auckland Escort
2007-10-01 02:00:00
23 yo Blonde 1.7 m tall 36DD Bust CBD Incalls Bi Doubles Stunning, star quality, new to the industry and New Zealand. With my fiery, Spanish background I ooze sensual sexuality. I am a young, sophisticated beauty with beautiful brown eyes and voluptuous, busty figure. So much to be discovered! All special requests are welcome and I can introduce you to my Girlfriend for double the attention. Rates from $160NZD. See my full Profile ??

Lucifer : Wellington Male Escort
2007-10-01 02:00:00
43 yo 6'4 tall 115 kg Outcall only Women only Ladies first always! Take that however you like. Yes, I like to kiss and can get very passionate. I intend to ensure the best time you will have for at least tonight. You may expect warm intimacy, extensive foreplay and mood enhancing fun to be followed by, well, you tell me. Rates from $150NZD. Visit my Website ??

Victoria Duvel : Auckland Escort
2007-10-01 02:00:00
35 yo Brunette 5'9 tall CBD Incalls Bi doubles Fantasies I am your Ultimate Bad girl or a Beautiful companion. If you're looking for sensational, sexy, seductive; it's time to have some seriously satisfying fun! It will be my pleasure to sweep you off your feet. Open to anything, what are you in the mood for? Rates from $280NZD. Visit my Website ??

Changing Places
2007-09-27 15:15:00
Ive neglected my blog, not for lack of inspiration so much as struggling to know where to start. My five days last week with James were wild...our games changed. Quiet day one and two, spent shopping, relaxing and enjoying each other were also used to set subtle, erotic wheels in motion. My suggestion that he paint my toenails was instantly rejected, laughable! The next day I asked him which colour he preferred as I perused the polishes in the store. He immediately felt the need to investigate something on the other side of the shop. I selected a deep plum red. Night three we celebrated our Birthday in style at Opium on Queen St, one of my favourite Restaurants. James had bought a new outfit for the occasion and looked gorgeous. I made sure he saw me dress in the stockings and suspenders I knew he'd been fantasizing about, the look on his face implied the desired effect. This night we were worlds away from the country-girl office manager and delinquent car painter we'd been when w...

Checking another year off the calendar
2007-09-18 09:37:00
Yep, another down. My weekend in NZ's Capital was outstanding. Initial calamaties, my unrelenting 7am alarm (clear-eyes does not work at said ridiculous hour) followed by Qantas running over 2 hours late, were soon forgotten. Pudding Man has settled into Wellington nicely and enjoyed showing me around. We sampled a number of restaurants and relaxed. Glorious. Time flies with this man, we never have enough. Trip home yesterday was uneventful, engrossed in the book purchased while waiting for my Saturday plane - Memoirs of a Geisha - I enjoyed the flight. Home I unpacked, slept a few hours then was back to the airport to collect James. He has a few more days free before heading back to work and will spend them with me, staying until Friday. We were able to see our birthday in last night and spent today out shopping. Tonight Im attempting to break in my new, still painful, jeans and a bottle of Absolut has just been cracked open. 31 years old. 30 was horrifying, 31 doesnt help. 30...

Is September your birthday?
2007-09-14 12:36:00
I achieved sweet little of anything today so have set myself up for a busy night. Enjoyed a relaxing 2 hours with John (one of quite a few) earlier this evening. This John comes to see me once a year around September, tonight being our third date. As we were saying our good-bye and "pleasure as always" I asked if September is his birthday? "Yes" he smiled. Still in his 30's he say's he has given up on women, cant figure them out and too much like hard work. Hear hear! He is considering adding my comments on his penis to his online profile and Im happy back them up as a reference. A particularly credible one given that Ive tried out my fair share. Nice man, I like him. Until next time John...x I picked up some KFC for dinner on my way to friend Voyager's place. He was being waxed by another friend so I ate while he prepared to have his hair ripped out. I headed off before the strips made their way to his testicles so imagining he's suffering this as we speak. Brave soul. Frien...

Drinks and destruction
2007-09-13 13:13:00
Today Ive suffered a severely sore head....fortunately the result of a great night though Im wishing I could remember more of it! A friend came over early evening to talk about his new website we're about to start. This isnt sex industry related though he moonlights as a male escort, the latter being how we met some time ago. After wrapping things up guy was heading to the Wine Cellar, a bar off Karangahape Rd, and invited me. He guaranteed that id love the place - or he'd declare celibacy for a year though I assured him this wasn?t necessary :). I loved the place! Rustic, charming and dripping atmosphere. Leaving is where the black spots in my night started...I remember getting home but dont remember catching the cab that got us here. We talked awhile longer over another (big mistake) drink before turning the music, and the energy, up. My Chemical Romance is a great aphrodisiac to those who love it...not that I needed any inspiration given the appeal of my company. A discussion o...

Nothing to report
2007-09-10 14:00:00
I promised to keep you posted on my NZDating progress searching for women...zip, nada, zilch! Bored already. At least I still have Ginger (though she's about to head out of town for 10 days). Our lucky date this evening had a few hours to enjoy us both...and enjoy he did. The bottle of white wine he'd ordered was emptied as completely as his testicles, he commented on feeling very light as a result of the latter :). Ginger is a power-house of energy, am in awe of her. Fortunately for me Im an equally commited voyeur! Gent was due to catch a flight directly thereafter but found it very difficult to motivate himself off the bed and into shower. Great night.

Women only
2007-09-09 10:38:00
I have re-instated my NZDating profile tonight, has been offline for the past 4 months. This time however Im looking for women only, very simply an attempt to mix my sex life up a little! As previously mentioned in this blog my NZD profile clearly states "Casual Relationships Only" and this stands. Im looking forward to seeing how it goes though in the little while it has been active Ive already had 8 messages...from Men. Brilliant. Gotta love'em. Im basically using the same profile content I had before but it doesnt feel right for women. An interesting dilemma, I have no idea how to write a profile to appeal to females! Nevermind, am figuring the human basics apply whether male or female so i'll leave it mostly as is. Not expecting huge success given that Im extremely picky about the type of women Im into but...nothing ventured nothing gained!

Emma's Soap-Box Ramblings....
2007-09-07 01:17:00
There are few things that I get hot under the collar about (well, truth be told, there are quite a few!) but this one is very, very dear to my heart, and something about which I feel VERY strongly:- "Vivisection: The act or practice of cutting into or otherwise injuring living animals, usually for the purpose of scientific research." (Thanks to dictionary.reference.com for the definition!) Regardless of whether this is for research into medical drugs, researching the safety of cosmetics or cleaning products for humans (etc), vivisection is unnecessary, cruel, inhumane and just plain WRONG. There are many medical researchers who believe the validity of using animals to test medicines intended for human is very questionable, the use of animals for cosmetic testing is obscene and immoral. But I?m not going to go into all that right now?. ?Over one-quarter of a million living animals will be used for animal research (vivisection) in New Zealand this year.? That's over 250,000...

Anticipation is everything
2007-09-06 10:34:00
I have had a great day. James didnt make it last night which was a relief given how he inspires me, my energy levels just wouldnt have coped! So, Ive had a much needed quiet one which evolved into an experimentation with the erotic! Wax. Im into wax, the momentary burn either inflicted on myself or the person Im with is a thrill, so I gave it thought when I was dreaming up photoshoot ideas. I ran this past a friend (unrelated to the shoot) who thinks its a great idea for one of his own projects. He has since been shopping for wax which wont permanently maim when poured on the body - just holding a lit candle wont work because we need it to run and candles just dont melt fast enough. Also aware that some (particularly cheap) wax tends to be significantly, and dangerously hotter. Friend hasn't had alot of luck so far. Ive had a candle burning in my room for some time, this morning it was ready to throw out but its dish was all but full of hard wax rivulets. Knowing this candle was a...