The Retro Lush The Retro Lush A 20-something alcoholic, nymphomaniac tease-housewife-MILF with a sarcastic wit and bitchin view on life writes about her life and gives you a peek inside her sex diary complete with erotica stories. One of her more notable talents includes a french Articles
Swing-a-licious Fun
2008-07-29 06:02:00 So, the network show Swingtown has ensnared my heart (and my soul) this summer. Okay, that sounds ridiculously pathetic, but it. is. so. delicious. Not at all predictable, surprisingly open for television, and full of retro-licious women. Yes, I know I use the word "retro-licious" far too often. But they are just incredibly yummy. Of course, my favorite is Trina, but I'd totally do Susan, too. Susan inspired me to try a gimlet (her drink of choice, apparently). I'd never tasted one before I decided to teach myself to mix one the other night.Gin Gimlet2 1/2 fl oz (75 ml) gin1 tablespoon sweetened lime juice1 lime wedge, for a little added flairPour the gin and lime juice into an ice-filled old-fashioned glass (sometimes called a lowball or rocks glass). Stir briefly and pop that lime wedge, if desired, onto the lip.Or, if you're a Grey Goose kinda gal/guy:Vodka GimletSame as above, except you substitute 2 1/2 fl oz (75 ml) vodka for the gin.On a side note, I was doing my late nig...
The Married Myth
2008-06-25 06:13:00 That eye candy glittering on my ring finger hasn't changed my sex life one bit.Okay, so I lied.I picked Mr. L, my life partner, very, verry carefully. He was, quite simply, impossible to live without.I lasted a whole two dates before I broke down under the sweet agony of his overtly flirtatious foreplay moves during some dumb movie. Which, I might add, is a personal record. Don't mistake my obsession/addiction to sex for being easy. I'm not. If you aren't a master in bed, you're not gonna get in my pants, no matter how intoxicated I am. If you have the moves, I usually ditch the socially acceptable dating dance crap that our society seems to put so much stock in and jump on more important matters within a date or two. On the flip side, a lame performance in bed is a deal breaker, and if you aren't up to snuff, you aren't getting a second date. I'm not a slut/whore/ho/easy fuck/etc...just a girl who knows what she wants and isn't afraid to get it.Before I met my husband, I ... |
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