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How to get free sex toys? or how to get lingerie for the wife for free
2012-05-02 13:10:00 So I get this question a lot. A LOT!!!! In one month, I might get about ten or fifteen emails asking this one question, and about three hundred or so searches per month looking for the answer to this question. A long while ago I wrote a post called, “Free stuff… brought to you by ...
Woman has buggy eyes!!!!
2012-04-28 09:02:00 Well…. The surprise is really soon to come… but I’ll tell you about it anyways!!! This is my 196th post here at The World According to Woman !!!! And with 143 followers… my fingers are crossed that I’ll reach 150 on the same day I publish the 200th post. That would be nifty!!!! And even though ...
Woman speaks on the Chinese Education System? monkey hear; monkey repeat
2012-04-27 01:57:00 Well, it has been five weeks sometime this weekend since my last cigarette. And I am still waiting for all these bad things to happen, all these withdrawals, all the health benefits to begin too… Where is the feeling of better health? The feeling of more activity? The sexual oomph so many boast about? The ... More About: Woman
Woman is really Mao???
2012-04-19 08:16:00 So at the moment I have found some time to visit with you all from my classroom. Yes! So that means I’d like you all to say hello to my kiddles!!! They have a pretty big exam this Saturday and because I had to miss one of my early lessons yesterday, I just decided to ...
Woman goes green? then RED!!!!
2012-04-16 02:28:00 As I have told you over the past few posts, I’ve had a wretched month and I am just starting to really get back on my feet. Literally too. I am still finding it difficult to walk for longer periods of time and go about my regular day but I am working on it!!! And ...
Yes! Woman is alive!!!
2012-04-11 00:24:00 When it rains it storms here in my world… and I think most of you have figured that out as you read this here blog. So I was on the road to recovery from a pretty nasty back injury, when suddenly my chest decided to go on out to a bar, get itself an infection ... More About: Woman
Woman can walk!!!! Again. Well almost.
2012-04-04 02:19:00 I’ll fill you all in on the funny details later, simply because it still kind of hurts to sit up right. And this is China… The Great Firewall of China does not like WordPress and that means; all of WordPress and WordPress affiliated sites are blocked on regular computers and phones. I just really want to vent ... More About: Woman
Soon Woman!!!! Soon!!!
2012-03-29 00:40:00 Soon… soon… there will be a surprise happening here at The World According to Woman . There is something happening that I never thought would happen. And I’m as proud as punch at it!!! But wait! What is it??? Well I am not telling you. Just yet. I will let you in on the scoop, but ...
Woman meets a bull? clamps even
2012-03-26 11:32:00 As you all know… I have a thing for my breasts. As I’ve said, my ego seems to have moved from my head and taken up a residence in my breasts. Heck, they even commandeered an informative post about how to take erotic photos. So as the time draws nearer (I cannot wait!!!!), it only makes ... More About: Woman
100th at The World According to Woman!!!
2012-03-23 13:27:00 I so wish I could have one hundred orgasms in one day. Could you imagine it??? But then I’d never walk, eat, and all I’d do is sleep and orgasms. I’d waste away!!!!! But gosh I’d love trying!! Whose with me??? Who would want to help me try??? Do you think I’d be able to ... More About: Woman
Woman and the Spring itch?
2012-03-20 02:30:00 It’s Spring time here in the Middle Kingdom… and that means everything is brighter, smells better, people all move abouts with huge grins on their faces… food tastes better… the air has that warm feel of the sun yet that cool brisk chill of winter trying to latch itself here to stay. And gosh golly… ... More About: Woman
Woman and ?Tickle my Tush?
2012-03-18 05:02:00 A while ago I was contacted by a woman who I guess was the publicist for a new book out called, “Tickle my Tush” by Dr. Sadie Allison; America’s Pleasure Coach. She asked me if I wouldn’t mind reading a copy of the book, and reviewing it here on The World According to Woman . Now ...
A Strict Woman?
2012-03-18 01:17:00 As I sit here on my balcony, my feet propped up on the ledge, realising just how bad an idea it was to sit out here. The ledge is so high I cannot see over it. My balcony is windowed in, but my windows are open. But I am sharing the space today with almost ...
Sexy Woman? Sexy Man? Sexy Me? Sexy You?
2012-03-13 11:13:00 You know… I’ve seen this question around lately. I’ve read some blogs that talk about this question. I’ve read Forum posts about it too. It’s been brought up on Twitter, it’s even been brought up in everyday conversation with friends over meals. What do you consider sexy? What makes you feel sexy? And the only answer ... More About: Woman
Woman finally speaks on the Alien Invasion
2012-03-12 10:47:00 Day 1: The UFO has landed Day 2: I finally built up enough courage to open the travelling unit of the UFO. Bright. Cheerful. Cardboard. Inside there were two storage pouches previously unseen in all the Fun Factory planet’s travelling units. There was also the water based Toy Fluid for the alien probes to make ... More About: Woman
Woman is really Goldilocks? discussing the perfect penis size
2012-03-10 15:49:00 For all you gentlemen readers out there and some of you women too… we have all known for ages that the perfect penis size is a zillion inches long. We know that all women on earth measure a man just by the size of what’s between his legs. I mean come on!!! All the polls ... More About: Woman
Woman continues to grade papers?
2012-03-06 11:54:00 Well, I am about seven inches down on my stack of grading and decided to take a break and update you all. My life is pretty damn boring at the moment, lots of papers to read, grade then input their grades. And while I grade, I watch movies and TV. Now we don’t get fun ... More About: Woman
Woman deals with smartie pants?.
2012-03-03 13:07:00 Ahoy!!!! Well… I’ve been back at work for one week and I love it!!! I’ve a stack of about twelve inches of homework that has to be graded. Yup. That’s right people!!! I am that teacher who assigns their students a major assignment while they have a holiday. I don’t know if you remember, but ... More About: Woman
The Toy Box According to Woman h) Bootie Anal Plug
2012-03-02 15:04:00 h) Bootie Anal Plug $32.00 Babeland Because the Bootie is made from medical grade silicone and an insertable length of 2¾ inches and one inch diameter at his thickest? oh la la! 0.1lbs. Pro?s: he is a little squishy so he is much more comfortable to wear for longer periods of time over ... More About: Woman
What a week Woman has had!!!
2012-02-28 04:51:00 It’s Tuesday here in the land of the Middle Kingdom and I finally get to be like everyone else and get all giddy thinking about returning to work tomorrow!!! That’s right!!! After over two months of holiday’s… I get to go back to work!!!! And Wednesdays??? They are my Mondays!!! So Wednesday’s are my new favourite day ... More About: Woman
New studies on the female orgasm? ease a Woman?s mind
2012-02-25 05:46:00 I was looking at some research… and yes it was for work. Originally. Originally it was on uterine cancer as the Dean wanted to know if I could give a short presentation/lecture on uterine cancer in English. And even though it well known that my Chinese is nowhere near a level to give a lecture ...
Woman has so become a lazy masturbator?
2012-02-22 07:22:00 You know those days where you are horny, and you really really really want to play with your body, but you cannot seem to find the energy to get yourself off? Where you get notice of a new erotic story that you want to read? But it’s on your computer which means you are going ... More About: Woman
A Man?s Point of View? an erotic story
2012-02-19 04:18:00 There are very few male erotic authors I actually enjoy reading when they write and erotic story from a woman’s point of view. Simply because I don’t really get a feel for the woman as she is usually only one dimensional, the story too… well too hesitatingly romantic. Don’t get me wrong, I do like ...
The Toy Box According to Woman? g) Sapphire Falls
2012-02-19 04:17:00 g) Sapphire Falls $28.99 avaible from EdenFantasys Made from pyrex glass and his bulges make for a VERY fun time!!! At 6½ inches and about five of those inches for insertion? his 13 oz in use is yummy! Pro?s: lots of bulges makes for a very fun time! Shorter length makes him ... More About: Woman
The Toy Box According to Woman?. f) Moonshine Butt Plug
2012-02-19 03:58:00 f) Moonshine Butt Plug $24.99 available from EdenFantasys Made out of Pyrex Glass and a total length of 3¾ and an insertable length of 3 inches. At his thickest point he has a diameter of 1 5/8 and a weight of 7oz. Pro?s: made from glass, flared base, weighty, but not too weighty, good flare ... More About: Woman
Woman has double freaking points???
2012-02-15 13:52:00 Well hello my darlings!!! It’s been a a fun couple of days!!! In between socialising, conducting chemistry experiments in various people’s kitchens, testing out various new toys…. I’ve let a lot of things be pushed to the side!!! But… I think I might be back to almost normal now!!!! And that measn hopefully soon I’ll ... More About: Woman
HELP!!!! Woman?s surrounded!!!!
2012-02-11 05:54:00 Quite literally. I am indeed surrounded by toys!!! I think I might have died and gone to heaven. Who the heck am I kidding??? In my heaven? They’re be a warehouse filled with sex toys and oils and men and books and coffee and I could eat all the chocolate I wanted too and not ... More About: Woman
The Toy Box According to Woman? b) Crystal Jellies Royal
2012-02-09 11:25:00 b) Crystal Jellies Royal $24.99 available from EdenFantasys Made from PVC, total length of 9 inches with an insertable length of 7½ inches. The diameter is 1 7/8 and a weight of 1.5lbs. Pro?s: his girth is amazing for those that like a feeling of fullness. With his suction cup base he can stick to any ... More About: Woman
The Toy Box According to Woman? a) The Hoss
2012-02-09 11:11:00 a) The Hoss $139.99 available from EdenFantasys Made from 100% silicone, total length is 12¼ inches with and insertable length of 10½ (I wonder if anyone could possibly take all of him? Should they get a medal if they could?). His diameter is 2¾ inches and a weight of 2.5lbs. Pro?s: he?s friggen HUGE!!!!! waterproof, ... More About: Woman
Let me introduce? The Amazon Woman
More articles from this author:2012-02-09 10:51:00 Sometimes my life just sucks large sweaty camel gonads. So my last post I talked about a new toy and a corset that came in the mail. The Big Boss by Fun Factory holy-friggen-hell-multi-orgasmic-earth-shattering-WOW-WEE!!!!! I hate the colour- that vibrant orange (I hate orange!!!!!) just makes me cringe. But it also came in black. And ... More About: Woman 1-30, 31-60, 61-90, 91-120 |
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