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Really Bitch
Really Bitch is a blog that provides personal insight on different subject matters. All ranging from hot men to pregnasty bitches, and even touching on personal sex stories. The author has a unique writing style that is fun and sarcastic and witty.

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Facing Adversity
2011-07-20 05:35:00
I don’t exactly know what my deal is right now, but I just feel incredibly shitty.  I feel like a whirlwind of emotions.  Fucking, emotions, and the way you make me feel things.  What a cunt… I spent the afternoon with a homophobe, unbeknownst to me.  I thought he was a fucking chill guy.  I put myself out there (like a whore) to make new buddies, and what I find is some jackass with close-minded ideas.  Just my luck. And I don’t know why I’m letting it get to me so much, it’s not like it’s the worst thing that’s happened to me.  It’s not like he attacked me and deliberately made comments to hurt me — in no way am I defending him — like others have.  I mean, just a month ago someone told me to “lose some weight” and “stop spreading hiv”.  Also added “fag” somewhere in between, for what I’m guessing was his way of topping off the perfect insult; like a cherry on top a sundae.  The latter seems like it would sting a bit more, but all I did w...
I’m Moving…
2011-04-17 01:24:00
To Tumblr! Follow me on Tumblr at XY by XY. -Carri
Sometimes Friends Suck
2011-04-17 00:39:00
At the risk of coming off as overdramatic and overly sensitive, sometimes I hate my friends.  I just get so disgusted by the things they say.  It’s hard enough being gay as is – having to deal with every other person in this world calling me a faggot, queer, homo, etc. – but to have to hear the people you care a great deal about throw around those words so easily…  It pisses me off.  I know (at least I hope) they don’t mean it in a derogative way, or are directing it towards me personally; but the fact that they can say these things so easily when they know I’m gay shows me that they don’t respect me enough to stop, or they’re just fucking douche bags.  Either way, they need to shut it. “That’s (so) gay”, “no homo”, “queer”, “fag(got)”, etc…  People who say these things don’t even think twice before they say it, but it hurts to hear.  What I hear when people say these antigay slurs, are that I am someone to be made fun of, inadequate, wor...
STR8cam Lube
2011-03-29 07:33:00
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Taco Shop Drag Queen Tranny Brawl
2011-03-15 02:27:00
If the title alone doesn’t make you want to click play, then there’s really no hope for you in life… Whenever the words “drag queen” and “brawl” — not to mention, “taco shop” — are in a sentence together, you know it’s going to be nothing less than epic. Sweet baby Jeezus,  that was uhhmazing!!!  There are only a few things in this world I would describe as jaw-dropping; one being penises, and another, this video.  We all know drag queens live to perform and entertain.  Well, these men — scantily clad in chick clothing — did just that.  From tuck jobs being revealed, to wig snatchin, these lady boys turned it out!  I was captivated by their sequinced, little asses get down and dirty the entire time.  You go, girl… -Carri (Follow me on Twitter @CarriTee)
Weekend Conquests
2011-03-14 08:00:00
Peen Queen, Sausage Lover, Cock Goblin — all are nicknames given to me due to my fervent love for the penis.  I could write this whole post about why I love that delicious piece of meat (and the cream-filled fun sacs) that hang between every man’s toned thighs, but I won’t.  Instead I’ll just write about my Weekend Conquest. One of the many reasons I’ve been given the reputation of a colossal slut, is simply because I am a floozy fuckwad…  Wondering what causes my face and ass to be constantly drowned in jizz?  Easy…  I’m pretty much always horny.  And that, combined with my borderline unhealthy infatuation for the peen, is why I’m easier than first-grade math.  All it takes is a cute face, tight body, decent cock, and the willingness to smack me around a bit, and bingo… lifetime pass to any hole of your choosing.  But before you pop a boner, and cream your jeans, cool it.  There are restrictions; I don’t...
Lost Love – Part IV (Final)
2011-03-13 12:06:00
Part IV of Lost Love brings the end to my short story.  I hope you guys enjoyed it…  Part I, Part II, Part III Lost Love — Part IV (Final) A few days after Jason and I slept together, he broke up with Steph.  He thought it was the best thing to do; he didn’t want to keep going behind her back, and he wanted to spend as much time with me.  We always tried to spend as much time as we could together and tried to do everything together.  It was great in the beginning, but later it became more and more difficult. People started to talk.  Because people knew that I was gay, whenever Jason and I were together, they started whispering.  I started to hear rumors about us and so did Jason.  We decided that no one should know about us, because of the problems we would face — Jason especially wanted to keep it a secret.  Jason had a certain persona to upkeep, and being gay had no part in that.  And I could tell that all the whispers and stares were getting to him....
Lost Love – Part III
2011-03-12 10:41:00
Part I, Part II… Lost Love – Part III Our lips melded together perfectly.  We were in-tune with one another; kissing in rhythm, our hearts beating ferociously, but still in sync.  We only stopped to catch our breaths; and as we did, I gazed into his eyes filled with love for me.  Our bodies were on fire from our desire for one another.  As I regained my breath I headed towards Jason and licked his lips. I then proceeded to bite his full, bottom lip.  He let out a low, sensual moan.  I licked his lips again; and made my way down to the side of his ear and neck.  Jason didn’t hold back, he started to moan more and more, as I started moving my lips down.  I kissed his nape softly while I removed his shirt, revealing his tight tanned abs.  I ran my hands all over him, feeling every little inch of his muscles.  He returned the favor, removing my shirt; kissing me sweetly and running his hands all over my body.  I couldn’t help but let out a moan that made him ...
Lost Love – Part II
2011-03-11 09:05:00
This is Part II of Lost Love.  (Read Part I here)  Hope you enjoy… Lost Love – Part II It was one of those weekends; Jason and I were at the beach, feeling the warm sun’s rays shining over our bodies.  I couldn’t take my eyes off of Jason’s tanned body, glistening from the ocean water.  The sun shone perfectly, accentuating his bulging muscles.  He noticed my staring, and gave me a devilish grin.  He splashed water in my face, shaking me from my gaze. I snapped back to reality, and noticed him smiling and laughing joyously — he looked like a little kid at an amusement park.  All I could do was smile and laugh with him.  We both went underwater, and when I got back up, I noticed Jason getting out and walking onto the sand.  He lay down in the sun.  As I walked towards him, not once did he break his gaze on the water.  Jason continued to look at the horizon, watching the waves break on the shore.  I sat next to him, watching the plume of diamond-li...
Lost Love – Part I
2011-03-11 06:50:00
A few years ago, I wrote a short gay romance story.  It’s the first story I’ve ever written so the writing may not be well developed.  And being a short story, the plot/story line progresses fairly quickly.  And although it’s a short story, it’s still kind of a read, so it’s gonna be broken up into parts.  Here’s part one…   Lost Love – Part I I didn’t really notice him until junior high.  We had known each other for years — he was my classmate and friend since grade school — but he only started catching my attention in the seventh grade. I’m not exactly sure how it happened, but it did; and ever since, he’s had my heart…  Jason Parker — he was my first, real love. We had all the same classes that year; we started talking, and soon we got to be close friends.  We talked about everything and anything we could think of.  He told me all about his girlfriends; he had lots of relationships with girls ...
M2 Lube
2011-03-08 02:11:00
Last week I received some product samples from M2 Lubricants.  I found out about the company a week prior, and after hearing a little about their product and company goals I was eager to try their lube out.  Their products sounded great; and, after trying them, I have to say that both lubes were beyond what I expected. M2 Lubricants designed their products for both anal and vaginal penetration (catering to the gays and bi’s), oral fun, sex toys, solo sessions, and any other sexual acts you can think of.  Right now they have two lubes available: Unification and Invigoration.  Unification is their silicone-based lube, formulated with four different premium silicones.  Invigoration is their water-based lube.  Made in the US, in an FDA approved facility, both products are created with pharmaceutical grade ingredients, are latex and plastic safe (perfect with condoms and toys), paraben free, fragrant free, and cruelty free. Invigoration is perfect for any type of sexual fun...
Breaking Up Nothing
2011-03-02 00:21:00
I’m not really an expert when it comes to relationships, considering I haven’t been in one… But, I am an expert in fooling — and making a fool of — myself. I just seem to always trick myself into thinking I have feelings for a guy, when the truth to the matter is, I just really enjoy the attention; and, I guess I mistake that for feelings. Which can be incredibly awkward. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to “break up” with someone, even though we’re not anything at all. I end up looking like a complete jackass. The attention that I’m given is flattering and I get ahead of myself — tricking myself into thinking I have feelings for someone, and that it’s mutual. And when things don’t pan out, I feel heartbroken. But am I really? I may think I am, but I may just be disappointed in the fact that all that attention that made me feel good about myself is gone. Once the next guy comes along and sp...
He’s Sucked Dick Before
2011-02-28 04:30:00
Last week Thursday and Friday I was hanging out with… we’ll call him “Ricky”.  Well, like most of the guys I’ve hooked up with, Ricky’s straight/bi-curious.  The only guy he’s been with is me, and we’ve only hooked up a couple of times; but, each time has been increasingly exciting.  This last time he wanted to try out a lot of things, and it just blew my mind. When he told me what he had in mind, I couldn’t believe he was wanted to do that with a guy, considering he’s new to gay sex.  But I was more than willing to do what he wanted.  However, the more I thought about it, the more I wondered where or how his new found sexual intrigue sparked.  Not that I was complaining, I was just curious to why now he wanted to try all of this — the last couple of times were great, why change it? Maybe he got the ideas from watching porn, or from talking to his friends about sex, or maybe he’d done it with a girl and ...
The Lanai Standard
2011-02-23 06:03:00
This post will be somewhat different than my usual ones, but it’s something personal to me, and I believe it’s worthwhile to mention…  The past few days have been a little tense for my home island, Lanai, Hi.  An article written by Greg Kesler, was published in a national magazine portraying my home as a harbinger for ill-mannered and arrogant youths.  As you can imagine, many have been outraged and hurt by it.  Below I have posted a picture of the article and a response I wrote to him… Dear Mr. Kesler, Recently I’ve become aware of the article you’ve written about your latest travels and the “cowboy standards” that are evident — or lacking– in the places you visit.  In the article you told of your visit to Lana’i (Hawaii) for two weeks, for what I believe to be business related.  At first, reading this made me excited that new business ventures would be opening up on my home island.  But as I read further, ...
My Whoreible Life
2011-02-21 09:00:00
I haven’t been having the best time so far, this year. I keep finding myself — more like I keep losing myself — struggling on what I want in life.  It just seems everything is crap. I’m 22 and I haven’t really accomplished much. I’d list my failures, but that’d only make me feel like committing suicide.  (I’d never go through with it, though.  I don’t have the balls.)  But I think my biggest failure is me fooling myself. I’ve written a post earlier sort of explaining my recent decision to abstain, but a few days ago, I had a relapse  (Not a big deal, it’s not like I’m shooting up heroin in dick; I’m not a drug addict or alcoholic.)  I just wanted to be boy sober for a while.  But I was tweeting with a friend and he told me that I didn’t have to be “boy sober” to find what I’m looking for.  I didn’t realize that I was looking for something until he mentioned he hope...
Besties with Testes
2011-02-16 08:31:00
Homo ho no mo’…  Well at least for the moment.  Who knows how long my boy sobriety will really last.  But as far as the world is aware, I’m still closed for business. I don’t really know if this penis strike is the main cause for my new-found compassion, but it’s gonna take some of the blame…  Everyday I’ve consistently found myself becoming more and more sensitive and caring.   And I’m pretty sure I don’t like it.  I’m not really keen on the idea of being so upbeat and nice all the time — I actually hate people who are like that.  (Seriously, it’s not normal to be that chipper, and it’s highly annoying.) I used to be sort of an asshole, and a little heartless.  I used to be naughty, a tiny bit dirty; but, now I’m remorseful, and I’m getting mushy.  I don’t like this change.   And like I said earlier I blame my lack of peen for it. I’ve rationalized that my sudden need ...
Cleaning Up The Cumdump
2011-02-07 12:17:00
So last week I decided that my love-hole would be closed down for a bit.  And since then, I’ve already had to blow off five guys.  Five.  Five.  That’s five less peens, five less funsacs, and five less protein shots. @CarriTeeCarrington Tamashiro I've decided to close my love-hole down — no entry allowed until further notice… And that includes my peen-hugging lips. January 31, 2011 10:47 PM via ÜberTwitterRetweetReply I just think that I need to re-evaluate my life — at least that’s what I’ll tell people, but really I’m just so apathetic to it all…  I remember when I would hookup with multiple guys every weekend and still want even more, but now I resent when I hookup with someone.  It’s almost like I’ve lost interest in sex; that or I’m all used up like trashy street whore…  I used to relish the idea of having different guys fill my every hole with their peens, but these days it seems to...
That’s So… Gay
2011-02-02 10:30:00
It’s offensive…  Being thrown around, carelessly as a negative epithet — it’s hurtful. I admit to using that phrase, but that still doesn’t make it right.  People claim they don’t mean any offense by it, and they had just said it without thinking.  All I get out of that is that you’re huge, simpleminded asshole. — People don’t think about the effect they have with what they say.  Calling something or someone gay or a fag(got) is offensive.  (I hate people who whine about things, and I may carry a bit of self-hatred right now for ranting about this, but it just annoys me.) And if that’s not enough to piss me off, then the fact that people have the balls to be patronizing about it will.  People think just because I enjoy the peen, it means it’s okay to let me know that they have hundreds of gay friends, or that their second cousin’s brother-in-law’s uncle is gay.  Being gay does not make me the amba...
So… Wanna Do It?
2011-02-01 09:00:00
Have you ever been on a date where you would rather ram rusted poles up your hinnie because it’s just so awkward?  It’s probably one of the most uncomfortable feelings ever. Well, that’s basically what you get sometimes, when hooking up with someone new.  It’s not always so awkward, sometimes you have those nights were you meet someone and you guys just fuck the shit out of each other all night.  But then there are times when none of you have a clue what to do; no one wants to make the first move… When I first started opening up my holes for business, I was a little anxious.  I was shy, I didn’t know what to expect.  I felt like I needed a manual to read.  It wasn’t fun.  I had to be told step by step, what to do, like I was a kid — a kid that was about to get pounded by a huge cock…  You’d think it’d be easy, you know?  You’re hooking up, about to get fucked — the guy comes over, you both get ...
NSA Relationships
2011-01-31 09:13:00
After years of one night stands and my many hookups, I think I now understand why we value NSA relationships so much… For most of my life I’ve been sexually explorative — sexually active consistently for over a decade, with various partners.  And out of my experiences I’ve found that sex is just sex.  Sometimes it can mean more, but for the most part, sex is just a primal urge that we need satisfied.  We often indulge in its pleasures, yearning for that toe-curling sensation to wash over our bodies once more…   We strive over and over again, to experience that feeling.  That feeling that allows you to feel nothing but pleasure.  That feeling that brings you to the brink of nirvana.  That feeling that leaves you in a state of euphoria. It’s an escape from life (as tacky as that sounds).  It’s an escape from all the crap we have to deal with in our everyday life — school, work, family, bills, relationships…  When we&rs...
I’m Not Wrong, I’m Not Inferior… I’m Worthy, I&rsq
2011-01-28 00:17:00
For centuries, men and women have been fighting for the rights and civility they’re entitled to; making it possible for me to voice my opinions, express my emotions, and live my life. However, in the eyes of society – as I am a gay man– they claim I am different and not allowed the liberties as others.  But were we not, much less this nation, brought up to believe in the concept that everyone is created equal?  Clearly, that is not the case.  Not everyone is treated with the same conduct, the same respect, regarded as equal.  Homosexuals encounter inequality and discrimination their entire lives; laws have been established to limit their rights and strip them of others. Throughout the history of the United States, we have witnessed many civil rights movements, and each time we have overcome the injustices.  Yet there are many of us who still face inequality.  In terms of receiving equal treatment, how do homosexuals differ from heterosexuals?  Why is it that the ga...
On The Precipice of Exploding
2011-01-25 18:50:00
Sometimes I get emails from people who read my blog, and they give me topics and ideas that they think I’d like to write about.  And once in a while I get people who actually give me quality topics to write about.  This time around I got an email with a story attached.  It’s sort of a love story, in that this guy wrote about a conversation he had with his friend about his lover.  Well, that’s at least what I got out of it.  Anyhoo.  Enjoy the story. Even if I tried to think about the exact moment it happened, I couldn’t tell you when, much less how, the events that lead to me falling head over heals in love took place.  It just did.  And ever since that unknown moment, my life has changed.  And although change can be utterly terrifying, I am beyond elated that this one person has come into my life and reshaped my perspective on everything I know. About a month ago I had a conversation with a good friend of mine, and while talking about her more-complicat...
Sexual Shenanigans
2011-01-24 10:45:00
It’s been a week since the last time I’ve done anything remotely sexual.  The reason being I have a little cold, and highly irritating canker sores on my tongue.  It’s not great.  Especially trying to give blowjobs — one, my taste buds are shot, which means I can’t taste my hook up buddies sausages or their baby batter; and two, my tongue feels a little rough, and I’m sure no guy wants what feels like sandpaper licking their peens.  So yeah, I’m taking a sabbatical from blowies, and pretty much anything sexual, just until my taste for all things peeny comes back. Seriously.  It sucks being sick.  It’s been over a week, and I’m still a germy mess.  What’s even worse than not being 100%, is having your ego take a little hit…  The last guy I was with happened to make me feel even shittier than I already was…  It was last Monday; I finally got to hook up with the cute guy that lives in my apartment compl...
Just Because I’m From Hawai’i…
2011-01-24 08:58:00
Most everyone (in the mainland) seem to have the idea that if you’re from Hawaii, you’re Hawaiian.  Not exactly the case; however, Hawai’i is a big part of who I am… This is my last week before school starts back up, and so I thought I’d share the trip I took earlier this year…  I went back home recently (I’m from Lana’i, HI. — one of the smallest Hawaiian islands); it was a spur of the moment trip, I booked my flight 36 hours before the day I left.  I was gonna be back home for three weeks — now, I know most people would love to be in Hawai’i that long, but I just thought that was a bit extensive.  But in retrospect, I should’ve stayed instead of cutting my stay short.  Nonetheless, my time there was beyond great; I had a lot of fun with friends and family.  It was like we never skipped a beat — my friends and family and I.  I haven’t seen them in years and when we were together it was lik...
DILFs!
2011-01-21 12:02:00
DILFs are absolutely to die for…  I mean, not only are they fucking gorgeous, but the way they’re so sweet and caring towards their kids just makes me want to shoot myself.  I mean, that level of cuteness is just unbearable.  And c’mon, how can you not love one that can sing, like the daddy in the video below…  I just want to die! Seriously, I physically hurt when I see DILFs playing with their kids.  It’s like when I see a cute baby and feel like pinching their cheeks or punching them — DILFs just seem to elicit that feeling in me, and I like it.  These guys are the pretty much the only things that would ever make me want to deal with kids everyday; and I fucking hate those little fuckers.  So what I’m basically saying is that my love for DILFs is real, and deep. Anyhoo…  Have a great weekend, and if you happen to find a DILF, let me know.  Better yet, if you could find me a red-headed DILF, with a bangin’ body, cov...
Weekend Conquests
2011-01-19 01:08:00
January not only prompts the new year, but it’s also my birthday month, which means another year closer to having to decide what I’m going to do with my life…  I know I’m barely in my twenties, but I can’t help but feel like time is running out.  I feel like I need to start being a reasonable and responsible adult, and just stop fucking around — figuratively and literally.  I need more accomplishments than just my ‘Weekend Conquests‘ — my everyday, academic, and career/work life needs to be as successful as my sexual one. I’m 22 now, and it just seems I’m just a few years away from when I’m supposed to have a career and a family.  It freaks me the fuck out.  Not only do I not have a job, I don’t even have a real consistent hook up buddy… besides that one guy that likes me to sneak into his apartment as he fake sleeps.  And if that’s a forecast for my future, please shoot me now… ...
Weekend Conquests
2011-01-17 23:40:00
When I got back from Hawaii last week, I thought my phone would be buzzing harder than a hormonal gay teen’s vibrator…  Apparently I need to learn some humility, because the only sausage being shoved down my throat were those from my breakfasts.  (And they weren’t even that great, I didn’t have any ketchup.) But, luckily my little peen draught lasted for the first few days since being back.  By the weekend, I was in full cock-sucking force.  Early Friday morning I decided to go to Bally Total Fitness, for a little workout.  Well, I might not have actually stepped inside of Bally, but I sure was working the hell out of a certain muscle.  I definitely worked out a sweat; and it felt so good, I had to do two reps… It was late Thursday night, and I was about to go to bed when I get a text from Miguel, asking if I could meet him at Bally’s for a little “work out”.  Of course I said yes.  He was with his buddies drinking in Anahei...
Man Candy: Daniel Garofali
2011-01-14 23:44:00
This tight-bodied man candy is Daniel Garofali (shot by Rick Day)…  If his bangin’ body, and gorgeous mug wasn’t enough to make your balls swell with jizz, the fact that he’s also an Aussie will definitely have your cum sacs bursting.  This guy is mangasmic — the perfect dusting of hair on his chiseled chest and hard abs, a nice bush of pubs, a body that looks like it could fuck the life out of you, a face that makes you cream your jeans, and that drool-producing Australian accent — pretty much perfect. Anyhoo…  Enjoy your weekend, and don’t forget to follow me on Twitter at @CarriTee.  And in other Aussie news, the Australian Open is this month (excited!); and I’d like say that my new Aussie readers/friends are pretty much amazing and super cute.  ;) -Carri Source:  Daniel Garofali, Rick Day
2010 In Review
2011-01-14 06:09:00
The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health: The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow. Crunchy numbers About 3 million people visit the Taj Mahal every year. This blog was viewed about 26,000 times in 2010. If it were the Taj Mahal, it would take about 3 days for that many people to see it.   In 2010, there were 145 new posts, not bad for the first year! There were 438 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 92mb. That’s about a picture per day. The busiest day of the year was October 23rd with 806 views. The most popular post that day was Man Candy: Darren Lloyd. Where did they come from? The top referring sites in 2010 were bestmaleblogs.com, facebook.com, en.wordpress.com, bestgayblogs.com, and thegayte-keeper.blogspot.com. Some visitors came searching, mostly for manroulette, cody cummings, manroulette pictures, kristoffer ryan, and manroulette screenshots. Attraction...
Hawaiian Shenanigans
2011-01-13 21:59:00
I haven’t been posting because for the past two weeks I’ve been back home in Hawaii.  It was pretty much amazing.  I did a lot of things; went to the beach, barbecued, hung out with friends, and stuffed my face with food — but the one thing I didn’t do is stuff my face (and ass) with some Hawaiian sausage… I mean, I knew it was gonna turn out that way, but seriously.  The only cock I had came on my last day there… and it wasn’t all that great.  He wasn’t that great looking, but I was on a mission for some local boy peen; and there wasn’t a lot to choose from, so…  I’m from a small private island where everyone knows who you are, and can name family members you didn’t even know you had.  So as you can imagine, closet cases and horny straight boys like to keep things discreet…  Well, the guy I hooked up with apparently moved there and works for one of the hotels; he knows a lot of people I know, ...
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