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World’s Easiest Quiz
2007-11-05 09:07:00
(Passing requires 4 correct answers) 1- How long did the Hundred Years’ War last? 2- Which country makes Panama hats? 3- From which animal do we get cat gut? 4- In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5- What is a camel’s hair brush made of? 6- The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? 7- What was King George VI’s first name? 8- What color is a purple finch? 9- Where are Chinese gooseberries from? 10- What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Feeling pretty confident are you? You only need 4 answers correct to pass the test. To get the answers, scroll down. Gratuitous sexy photo so you can’t see the answers. Wouldn’t you want this guy next door? He’d be great for conversation, he’s always wearing something different. ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ 1- How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years 2- Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador 3- From which animal do we get cat gut? Sh...
How to keep a woman happy
2007-11-02 07:30:00
I’ve been in the online dating business a long time and I’ve heard from thousands of women about what keeps them in a relationship. You’d be wrong if you said it’s all about looks or money. While that might catch a woman’s eye initially, that’s not going to keep her happy long term. Are you guilty of any of the following? If you are, that might be why you haven’t found the relationship success you know you deserve. Don’t Be Clingy I can’t emphasize enough that women hate clingy men as much as men hate clingy women. We all came into this world alone and we’re going out of it alone, so enjoy each other but don’t try to get inside her skin. Let her have some space to do her own things and if you don’t have things of your own to do, go get some. Listen To Her This is a toughie for most men. Your makeup is to try to fix every problem for us when all we require is for you to kill the bugs, haul out the garbage and...
Love letter
2007-10-31 07:14:00
Darling, I don’t care where you’re from, where you went to school, the kind of clothes you wear, how much money you have, what kind of car you drive or where you’ve travelled. I don’t care who you know, nor do I care how you choose to earn a living. Though I will always lust after your body, I have fallen in love with your mind. I care about what you say to me and how you say it. I care that you thirst for new experiences and want me to be a part of them. When I’m old and gray, it’s your words that I’ll remember most. Love, M p.s. I lied about the money
“I just don’t feel like having sex”
2007-10-27 03:34:00
How many times have you thought that and kept it to yourself? I know I have. When our relationship changed from pals to lovers one thing we always promised each other was that we’d never say no, even if we didn’t feel like it. So if I’m definitely not in the mood, I will always be ok with a quickie and that’s always ok with him. Should I say no? I was reading a blog the other day and the writer crapped on about being honest and truthful to oneself and having the guts to say no. She mentioned sex but she meant in everything. If you don’t want to help out on neighborhood cleanup day or you don’t want to take your mother to her doctor’s appointment and you don’t want to take your kid to music lessons — then you shouldn’t do it. Isn’t that what life is all about? The give and take that makes life complete? There are exceptions of course. If you’re a doormat who can never say no to anything, then learning to say...
Condom sizing
2007-10-24 08:45:00
As the world’s top condom experts convene this week to update international standards, one American entrepreneur has a simple message: size matters. It’s shaking up an industry that has generally taken a one-size-fits-all approach. Frank Sadlo, founder of TheyFit, which makes what he claims are the world’s first custom-fit condoms, is pushing for updated standards to allow greater variation in condom size. Sadlo said his inspiration for custom condoms arose from his days playing baseball at the University of Louisville in Kentucky, where locker room tales of exploits with the opposite sex often failed to include use of condoms due to complaints they did not fit. It’s not just about well-endowed men in cramped prophylactic quarters, Sadlo told a meeting Thursday of delegates from 21 countries under the Geneva-based International Organisation for Standardisation. When given a choice, he said many men prefer condoms smaller than the standard minimum 160 millimet...
The great debate
2007-10-22 03:25:00
We’ve never had this discussion in our house before because I’m married to a man. They don’t care whether the toilet paper rolls over the top or comes out underneath, as long as it’s there when they need it, that’s just fine. If for some reason there is no paper on the roll, they don’t change it, they just get a new roll and sit it on the back of the toilet. Am I right, ladies? So imagine my surprise this morning when there was a new roll on the hanger. I knew I hadn’t done it and the paper was coming out from the bottom and that would never be anything I’d do. My mother raised me right. There is only one correct way to hang the paper and that’s with it coming over the top. If you need confirmation, get a roll with a design on it and hang it both ways. The design only shows when the paper comes off from the top. I thought I’d give some real encouragement and I said, “Thanks for changing the paper in the toilet....
Find the ocean
2007-10-18 10:25:00
I have no idea how this works, I have never been very good at these optical illusion pictures! The friend who sent me this said if you stare at the photo below long enough, you should be able to see the ocean. I looked and I looked and even cleaned my glasses, but I couldn’t see any ocean! (I saw something better though)
Looking back
2007-10-17 13:37:00
I had to take a cab today and while I was waiting for the driver to find second gear - again and again, I saw someone out the window who reminded me of my first love. It started me thinking about my old relationships. I think when I first started dating I should have been a part of a family who choose their children’s partners because I was a dismal failure in my early years. I kept choosing “nice” men in public but they didn’t have a clue as to how to be kind when the doors were closed. Not always, of course, or I’d have never been with them but most of my early relationships ended because I seemed to be the one holding everything together. I’d bring home the surprises and I’d leave the notes and I’d cook the favorite meals and I’d organize the social activities — why? because if I didn’t, nothing would happen. Perhaps they were just spoiled brats. I introduced one guy to my mother and she said, “you&rsqu...
World’s oldest blogger - or blobber
2007-10-16 18:40:00
UPDATE — Our favorite Olive Riley turns 108 on October 20th and she’s still blogging (or blobbing). Stop by and leave her a Happy Birthday, OK? Olive was on the national news today (17th) at her official 108th birthday party. Local school kids went to the party at the nursing home where she lives and sang all of Olive’s favorite tunes. A group of dancers in fancy costumes did a routine for her and when they finished she said, “I wish I could get MY legs up that high!” She is SO cute!! Imagine being 107 years old and having your own blog - and then realize it’s a very popular blog around the world! That’s what’s happening to Olive Riley from the east coast of Australia. Olive lives in a nursing home and has a bit of trouble with her eyesite but her mind is as sharp as ever. Her blog, or blob as Olive calls it, The Life of Riley, is all about Olive - Ollie to those who know her well. Ollie has 3 children and “umpteen” gra...
Am I the only one?
2007-10-09 06:22:00
He: Darling, am I the first man to make love to you? She: Of course you are — why do you men always ask the same silly question?
Panty lines
2007-10-07 11:15:00
For years women have tried and tried to find underwear that doesn’t show a visible line or wrinkle in their clothes. Well a company has come up with the ultimate no panty line panty - sort of. Made out of 85% nylon and 15% spandex the C-String is completely invisible under your clothes and your private parts are pretty much covered. According to the website: C-String has a flexible internal frame that hugs and holds it to the body both securely and comfortably. Your modesty remains safely covered at all times. At the front it looks like sexy underwear, to the rear it has a thong-style strip, and to the sides it has nothing at all! Out and about: the C-String can be worn under all your favourite clothes: dresses, skirts, jeans On the beach: the C-String can be worn alone as beachwear for the perfect all-round tan. Forget the bikini the C-Kini is where it’s at! In the bedroom: the C-String is ultra-sexy lingerie! Ok back to me. In case you thought I was trying to sell...
Are You Relationship Ready? 3 Simple Steps to Moving Forward
2007-10-07 05:03:00
Are you wanting a relationship but not doing the right things to attract him/her? Are you wanting a relationship but afraid to step out in the world because of some fear you have? I have many clients just like you that seek relationship coaching from me each day to help them figure out why they are alone, not attracting the right person or anybody AND how to use what they have got to be successful in relationships today. Here are 3 of the steps I teach my clients to begin to be relationship ready. For some people the process is short and for some who need to clear a lot of past relationship and early childhood baggage, it could take a bit longer. 1. Are you attracted to yourself? Ask yourself this question and honestly answer it: Would you want to date you? Would you be attracted to you (your body, your personality and moods, your living situation or environment, your car, your financial situation and/or career path)? If you answered no to this question and any part of it, you have ...
Going dutch - splitting the bill
2007-10-04 11:00:00
If a man asks a woman out, should he expect to pay the evening’s expenses? Yes. If a man invites a woman out, he should plan on paying the bill. If a woman asks a man out, should she expect to pay the evening’s expenses? Yes, If a woman invites a man out, she should plan on paying the bill. While I might be old fashioned and think a man should do the inviting and the paying for the first date, it’s 2007 people, it’s not just the man who does the inviting any more. While it might be most common for the man to do the inviting, there is nothing at all wrong with a woman inviting a man out to dinner. Ask any man you know if he’d feel flattered that a woman has invited him to dinner and I’ll wager that most would say yes. Once the first date is over and perhaps the second, it’s time to be practical and fair about what is becoming a friendship on its way to becoming a relationship. The days of most women earning little more than minimum wage is...
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