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If you're going to take a sexy selfie with your pants off AND your kid is around. Close the door first!Little less extreme than our previous selfie pic
You Would Not Know Till It Was Too Late
You Would Not Know Till It Was Too Late? Don't anyone say you'd not hit that if you didn't know.Penis anyone?
Cute Kurdish Fighter Rehana Beheaded By ISIS
The ISIS claim to have beheaded the sexy Kurdish fighter Rehana. However there are reports that she may have escaped.Certainly my penis hopes this is true. It would be a waste...Of course that does not help whomever that head belonged to!
The Enema Rapist
Sometimes porn can be more PhuckedUp than you can imagine.I also wonder how these porn producers think up this crap?"Hummm. Lets have a Tranny jerking off in the forest. Then some guy surprise her/him with an Enema.Yeah, that is a great idea, let's do it!"
The head plant is the classic ThatsPhucked move. This person performs it perfectly....
Boy To Hottie
“Pissy,” as he or she is now called, used to way 128 kg as a fat little boy. Half a million baht (15,500 USD) later and he’s a stunning, albeit fake, princess. He completely modified the nose, lips, mouth, basically the entire head.After half a bottle of Thai Whisky in a club in Bangkok. 9/10 guys would hit it (This was not a scientific study)Note some pics are clickable for larger versions
Let Them Eat Cake
When Marie Antoinette said "Let them eat cake" I'm pretty sure this was NOT what she had in mind! Thanks to DonPJuan79 for uploading the picture.
Asshole Falls Out
This whore should be up for an Oscar.There are some awesome quotes such as "I love it when my Asshole falls out"Her asshole really does fall out too...
Head Week #4
Homeless guy? Drunk? Eaten by rats?All of the above?
Head Week #2
In today's example? Well, I just don't know!Head is on a road but I doubt it is a road accident. His head just seemed to explode, and then fall off.
In the first article of head week. We'll see just how many ways there are to phuck up your head.In this example, looks like a hanging to the extreme.
Mexican Shoot Off
Another Mexican cartel shooting. Maybe they should start making these more exciting so they have a chance?Turn it into a Mexican Beat off. Whoever cums first is spared, the rest are shot... Submitted to Mr. Phucked by Cyrus.
Beat Up By Girls
Getting beat up by a girl is never good for your reputation. This guy gets beat up by a bunch of girls.This guy will never live this down!(Uploaded by chrocrodia)
Flip Floping Around
Why not to ride your Motorcycle wearing flop flops!This poor bastard was riding a motorcycle with flip flops and managed to get his foot stuck in the tire while doing 100 on the freeway.Ooops! Thanks to Spanksalot420 for uploading the pic.
I hope she got paid enough for this!Although she probably likes it...
Girls normally prefer their penises with no condoms, they prefer skin on skin too you know!They also like to feel the veins. Anyway, back to the corn.This whore just loves to feel lots of "veins" corn on the cobcock anyone?Thanks to Chrocrodia for uploading the video
I Hate My Ass
From the same phucked up dude who brought you I hate my penis, he apparently hates his ass too.Click to zoom
The People's Cult, led by "reverend" Jim Jones along with all 900 members living in a section of Guyana known as Jonestown. In an event called “revolutionary Suicude" were given Grape Flavor Aid laced with cyanide. Result? all dead!Note what looks like some naked people in the background? They were dying so decided to go out fucking? Good for them! They even killed the dog too! Bastards! Thanks to Delta88 for uploading the pic to ThatsPhucked.com
Every man feels his pain here. Ouch!(Start on the wood jokes) Thanks to phantasm for uploading to ThatsPhucked
Robin Williams Death Asphyxiation Picture?
Is this the Robin Williams Death by belt asphyxiation picture?Sorry folks, apparently it is a fake. Waiting for the next one...
OK, maybe not Herpes. But the dog is not happy anyway!
NASCAR Tony Stewart Runs Over Driver Killing Him
NASCAR driver Tony Stewart runs over driver 20-year-old Kevin Ward Jr.During a confrontation at a sprint car race on Saturday night at Canandaigua Motorsports Park in New York. Ward was killed.Here are some of the eye witness reports from the scene:Tyler Graves, a sprint-car racer and friend of Ward's, told Sporting News in a phone interview that he was sitting in the Turn 1 grandstands and saw everything that happened."Tony pinched him into the frontstretch wall, a racing thing," Graves said. "The right rear tire went down, he spun on the exit of (Turn) 2. They threw the caution and everything was toned down. Kevin got out of his car. … He was throwing his arms up all over the place at Tony for most of the corner."I know Tony could see him. I know how you can see out of these cars. When Tony got close to him, he hit the throttle. When you hit a throttle on a sprint car, the car sets sideways. It set sideways, the right rear tire hit Kevin, Kevin was sucked underneath and wa...
Do You Have An Advil? I Have a Splitting Headache
Buddy, no amount of Advil is going to help you out here! Thanks to phantasm for uploading the picture
Prolapsed Uterus With Maggots
Why is the Uterus prolapsed? Probably from child birth.Why the maggots? Phucked if I know!
South African Farm Murder With Machete
No more penis abuse. Back to good old gore.Here is a picture of a victim of a series of farm murders in south Africa. Head was cut open with machete.Since the country's first fully democratic elections in 1994, more than 3,000 white, mainly Afrikaans, farmers have been killed in their homes.The so-called "farm attacks" are part of the wave of criminality that has engulfed the country in recent years, something criminologist blame of a number of factors, including inept policing and widening social inequality. Thanks to maxnormal for uploading the picture to ThatsPhucked
Thinking of getting a manicure on your trip to Russia? Think again...
Hot Sauce Pussy
In response to one of our regulars on the I Hate My Penis Part 2 who asked. Why is there not a I hate my pussy article?Here you go vucko27. Leave it to the crazy Japanese again to pour hot Sauce on a pussy and then, well watch and see!
I Hate My Penis Part 2
More penis abuse with cigarettes, rope and another piece of "wood"
I Hate My Penis Part 1
I Hate My Penis Part 1. Lost your ashtray? Well just use your penis, it is obvious really...
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