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Burn Baby Burn
Now I am pretty sure they are not helping him. How do I know this?There is a rock in one ladies hand presumably about to be thrown at him. There is a stick in the guys head and wood to keep the fire going.Yeah, that is no accident.
Which End Is Which?
I at least had to look pretty carefully to determine which end was which.Hint, look for the guts...
Baby Dumped In Trash To Die
Fuck, get pregnant, dump your baby in the trash.Certainly hope someone fucks up the mother!
How much would this need to be discounted before you'd buy it?(Click to Zoom, if you dare...)
Attacked By a Tree
This poor phucker was attacked by a tree.Next time you're roaming the forest for a quickie with your girl, watch out...
Syria ISIS Execution In The Street
At least he is not a hack job like many of the South American executions. Clean off!
Tried To Run, But Failed
This poor phucker tried to run from someone with a saw.They lost the race. Remember if you're being chased you only need to run faster than your buddy...
Mr. Phucked Has Been Sick. However I AM BACK!
Apologies all. I've been rather sick for the last month or so.Thankfully, it was not Ebola!!Anyway, I AM BACK TO GOOD HEALTH and back to posting daily
Stolen Car Skittle Ride
If anyone can say WTH so many people are doing on the hood? please tell me!Several of them seem like they attempted to escape but then their injuries got the better of them.Uploaded by intelecto
If you're going to take a sexy selfie with your pants off AND your kid is around. Close the door first!Little less extreme than our previous selfie pic
You Would Not Know Till It Was Too Late
You Would Not Know Till It Was Too Late? Don't anyone say you'd not hit that if you didn't know.Penis anyone?
Cute Kurdish Fighter Rehana Beheaded By ISIS
The ISIS claim to have beheaded the sexy Kurdish fighter Rehana. However there are reports that she may have escaped.Certainly my penis hopes this is true. It would be a waste...Of course that does not help whomever that head belonged to!
The Enema Rapist
Sometimes porn can be more PhuckedUp than you can imagine.I also wonder how these porn producers think up this crap?"Hummm. Lets have a Tranny jerking off in the forest. Then some guy surprise her/him with an Enema.Yeah, that is a great idea, let's do it!"
The head plant is the classic ThatsPhucked move. This person performs it perfectly....
Boy To Hottie
“Pissy,” as he or she is now called, used to way 128 kg as a fat little boy. Half a million baht (15,500 USD) later and he’s a stunning, albeit fake, princess. He completely modified the nose, lips, mouth, basically the entire head.After half a bottle of Thai Whisky in a club in Bangkok. 9/10 guys would hit it (This was not a scientific study)Note some pics are clickable for larger versions
Let Them Eat Cake
When Marie Antoinette said "Let them eat cake" I'm pretty sure this was NOT what she had in mind! Thanks to DonPJuan79 for uploading the picture.
Asshole Falls Out
This whore should be up for an Oscar.There are some awesome quotes such as "I love it when my Asshole falls out"Her asshole really does fall out too...
Head Week #4
Homeless guy? Drunk? Eaten by rats?All of the above?
Head Week #2
In today's example? Well, I just don't know!Head is on a road but I doubt it is a road accident. His head just seemed to explode, and then fall off.
In the first article of head week. We'll see just how many ways there are to phuck up your head.In this example, looks like a hanging to the extreme.
Mexican Shoot Off
Another Mexican cartel shooting. Maybe they should start making these more exciting so they have a chance?Turn it into a Mexican Beat off. Whoever cums first is spared, the rest are shot... Submitted to Mr. Phucked by Cyrus.
Beat Up By Girls
Getting beat up by a girl is never good for your reputation. This guy gets beat up by a bunch of girls.This guy will never live this down!(Uploaded by chrocrodia)
Flip Floping Around
Why not to ride your Motorcycle wearing flop flops!This poor bastard was riding a motorcycle with flip flops and managed to get his foot stuck in the tire while doing 100 on the freeway.Ooops! Thanks to Spanksalot420 for uploading the pic.
I hope she got paid enough for this!Although she probably likes it...
Girls normally prefer their penises with no condoms, they prefer skin on skin too you know!They also like to feel the veins. Anyway, back to the corn.This whore just loves to feel lots of "veins" corn on the cobcock anyone?Thanks to Chrocrodia for uploading the video
I Hate My Ass
From the same phucked up dude who brought you I hate my penis, he apparently hates his ass too.Click to zoom
The People's Cult, led by "reverend" Jim Jones along with all 900 members living in a section of Guyana known as Jonestown. In an event called “revolutionary Suicude" were given Grape Flavor Aid laced with cyanide. Result? all dead!Note what looks like some naked people in the background? They were dying so decided to go out fucking? Good for them! They even killed the dog too! Bastards! Thanks to Delta88 for uploading the pic to ThatsPhucked.com
Every man feels his pain here. Ouch!(Start on the wood jokes) Thanks to phantasm for uploading to ThatsPhucked
Robin Williams Death Asphyxiation Picture?
Is this the Robin Williams Death by belt asphyxiation picture?Sorry folks, apparently it is a fake. Waiting for the next one...
Dog HerpesMore articles from this author:
OK, maybe not Herpes. But the dog is not happy anyway!
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