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Guy Got Some Serious Head!
To say this guy got some head would be an understatement!
Look Into My Eyes
Look into my eyes or my open neck. Either way is good...
Fan is turned on, is the penis?
Scenario. Man, with a penis and a fan. Fan is turned on, is the penis? Watch and see...
Headache Is Worse Today
Patient to Dr. "My headache is much worse than normal, what could it be?"Dr. to Patient "Take an Advil, you'll be fine"
Car Accident Hell
No car accident is any fun. But look at the way her head is just ripped off. Ouch!
Dead On The Beach Pointing North
Dead On The Beach Pointing North, with his penis, not a compass!
Naked & Hot - But No Head
Naked, Hot, No Head what a bummer and a waste.
Dec 22 Skank Of The Week #5
Dec 22 Skank Of The Week. Phucked up hair from the top of her head to her feet.Damn!
Truck Fails to Stop and Causes a Massacre
Truck just destroys other trucks and various construction equipment as it plows through a construction site in Mexico.Thanks to intelecto for uploading the video.
Everyone Loves a Good Girl Fight
Everyone Loves a Good Girl Fight right? Especially when they're wearing shorts and a tit comes out.Plus, these girls are pretty brutal. Phucked Up
Playing the Rock Paper Car Game
If you're going to throw a rock at a moving car. Don't assume they will be OK with it and drive slow for you.Thanks to intelecto for uploading the video.
Are you pro choice?
Are you pro choice or pro life?(Uploaded by VanceMison)
Bus Falls Off Cliff - Mass Death
Thanks to intelecto for uploading the video to ThatsPhucked. Bummer the video ends too soon!
Tip Of The Day - Do Not Stick Head Under Wheel
This is a good tip. If only this guy had listened...
Yesterday we served some Crispy Fried RiceToday, enjoy a Crispy Wonton
Ass On A Platter
Apparently this happened to the brother from yesterday. OK, kidding about that part.What did this poor bastard do to deserve this?
Burn Baby Burn
Now I am pretty sure they are not helping him. How do I know this?There is a rock in one ladies hand presumably about to be thrown at him. There is a stick in the guys head and wood to keep the fire going.Yeah, that is no accident.
Which End Is Which?
I at least had to look pretty carefully to determine which end was which.Hint, look for the guts...
Baby Dumped In Trash To Die
Fuck, get pregnant, dump your baby in the trash.Certainly hope someone fucks up the mother!
How much would this need to be discounted before you'd buy it?(Click to Zoom, if you dare...)
Attacked By a Tree
This poor phucker was attacked by a tree.Next time you're roaming the forest for a quickie with your girl, watch out...
Syria ISIS Execution In The Street
At least he is not a hack job like many of the South American executions. Clean off!
Tried To Run, But Failed
This poor phucker tried to run from someone with a saw.They lost the race. Remember if you're being chased you only need to run faster than your buddy...
Mr. Phucked Has Been Sick. However I AM BACK!
Apologies all. I've been rather sick for the last month or so.Thankfully, it was not Ebola!!Anyway, I AM BACK TO GOOD HEALTH and back to posting daily
Stolen Car Skittle Ride
If anyone can say WTH so many people are doing on the hood? please tell me!Several of them seem like they attempted to escape but then their injuries got the better of them.Uploaded by intelecto
If you're going to take a sexy selfie with your pants off AND your kid is around. Close the door first!Little less extreme than our previous selfie pic
You Would Not Know Till It Was Too Late
You Would Not Know Till It Was Too Late? Don't anyone say you'd not hit that if you didn't know.Penis anyone?
Cute Kurdish Fighter Rehana Beheaded By ISIS
The ISIS claim to have beheaded the sexy Kurdish fighter Rehana. However there are reports that she may have escaped.Certainly my penis hopes this is true. It would be a waste...Of course that does not help whomever that head belonged to!
The Enema Rapist
Sometimes porn can be more PhuckedUp than you can imagine.I also wonder how these porn producers think up this crap?"Hummm. Lets have a Tranny jerking off in the forest. Then some guy surprise her/him with an Enema.Yeah, that is a great idea, let's do it!"
Head PlantMore articles from this author:
The head plant is the classic ThatsPhucked move. This person performs it perfectly....
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