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Do You Have An Advil? I Have a Splitting Headache
Buddy, no amount of Advil is going to help you out here! Thanks to phantasm for uploading the picture
Prolapsed Uterus With Maggots
Why is the Uterus prolapsed? Probably from child birth.Why the maggots? Phucked if I know!
South African Farm Murder With Machete
No more penis abuse. Back to good old gore.Here is a picture of a victim of a series of farm murders in south Africa. Head was cut open with machete.Since the country's first fully democratic elections in 1994, more than 3,000 white, mainly Afrikaans, farmers have been killed in their homes.The so-called "farm attacks" are part of the wave of criminality that has engulfed the country in recent years, something criminologist blame of a number of factors, including inept policing and widening social inequality. Thanks to maxnormal for uploading the picture to ThatsPhucked
Thinking of getting a manicure on your trip to Russia? Think again...
Hot Sauce Pussy
In response to one of our regulars on the I Hate My Penis Part 2 who asked. Why is there not a I hate my pussy article?Here you go vucko27. Leave it to the crazy Japanese again to pour hot Sauce on a pussy and then, well watch and see!
I Hate My Penis Part 2
More penis abuse with cigarettes, rope and another piece of "wood"
I Hate My Penis Part 1
I Hate My Penis Part 1. Lost your ashtray? Well just use your penis, it is obvious really...
New Site Launched - PhuckedPorn
Hello ThatsPhucked Readers!Want more hilarious and strange porn? Blood and gore got you down with the world?Take a walk into the strange world of Phucked Porn .NOTE: If you already had an account at ThatsPhucked.com. Your same login exists on PhuckedPorn.comGo on, you can't help but touch yourself...Visit PhuckedPorn.com
His last words were "Don't take my penis"At least they honored it...
22, Female, Single, FWB Needed
Anyone want to apply? I hear she is capable of positions even yoga professionals would be envious of!
Blue Balls Kill
GF not putting out? Told her about blue balls and still no action?Show her this pic of what can happen without a release. Maybe, just maybe...Urban Dictionary definition of blue balls :"the excrutiating[sic] pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cummin[sic] when he knows he should. "
1 Stake 2 Girls
What does 1 Stake 2 Girls get you? Well, this! Maybe related to Ghetto Baseball?
Four Dead Bodies, One Naked
Let's play "Guess the crime scene"Four dead bodies, one naked with what looks like their head blown off. The others dressed and with a plastic bag on their heads.WTF...
Too Much Pole Dancing?
Really, WTH happened here? Not even sure this is real... Picture Uploaded by ELCOMANDODELWEST
1 Leg, 1 Arm, 1 Penis
He may have lost a leg and an arm, but still have his penis!
I Always Drive Stick Shift
The great thing about stick shift, is you also get a manual hand brake.Why do I care? In the case of this slut, she fucks the hand brake and the stick shift!
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Pussy Looser Than The Grand Canyon
Pussy Loser Than The Grand Canyon. At least a mile wide...
Ever tried yoga? Sometimes those stretches are a little too much?This is the result of a yoga class gone wrong.Well, OK, maybe not...
Knife To The Neck, Tits OK!
Knife To The Neck but thankfully the tits are OK. Pervs can rejoice!
Old School Gore
Remember the good old days? No?Here is a reminder, same phucked up shit, just not in color (colour for those in UK English!)
From Three Legs To One
Every man has "3 legs" but this poor bastard is down to just one. Or is it really just 0.5?
New Phucked Porn Site
Seems to me that phucked up porn is niche that everyone here would like.This is based on the videos and comments on that particular topic.So I have decided to create another site that specializes on Phucked Up Porn of videos and pics. Of course lots of sexy stuff on there too.If anyone has any features you'd like to see, let me know in the comments!Mr. Phucked
Stapled Flappy Pussy Sex
Ladies with big flappy pussy lips now know what to do with them. You can attach them together with metal and let your guy phuck your pussy lips.Readers, there is always a solution to every problem. I have to give her kudos for working with what she has got.
Divorce Is Final
Sometimes, there is only one way to finalize a divorce.
Skank Of The Week May 6th
The strange thing about this slut. She is cute, but phuck that pussy is ugly.Taking her home from the bar you think you're in luck. Then you take her pants off. What do you do...?Click to zoom
Sexy Dead Girl
Who is she? Poor victim of a crime? Dead hooker?We may never know. Either way, waste!
What do you get if you put butter on your pussy and your puppy is around?Got butter?
Men can be pole dancers too. Just a little more dangerous...
Goat Simulator?More articles from this author:
Ever wanted to know what is is like to be a goat? Now you can.This game is real, no joke!Buy hereGame Description:Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history. Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game. Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest,...
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