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New Phucked Porn Site
Seems to me that phucked up porn is niche that everyone here would like.This is based on the videos and comments on that particular topic.So I have decided to create another site that specializes on Phucked Up Porn of videos and pics. Of course lots of sexy stuff on there too.If anyone has any features you'd like to see, let me know in the comments!Mr. Phucked
Stapled Flappy Pussy Sex
Ladies with big flappy pussy lips now know what to do with them. You can attach them together with metal and let your guy phuck your pussy lips.Readers, there is always a solution to every problem. I have to give her kudos for working with what she has got.
Divorce Is Final
Sometimes, there is only one way to finalize a divorce.
Skank Of The Week May 6th
The strange thing about this slut. She is cute, but phuck that pussy is ugly.Taking her home from the bar you think you're in luck. Then you take her pants off. What do you do...?Click to zoom
Sexy Dead Girl
Who is she? Poor victim of a crime? Dead hooker?We may never know. Either way, waste!
What do you get if you put butter on your pussy and your puppy is around?Got butter?
Men can be pole dancers too. Just a little more dangerous...
Ever wanted to know what is is like to be a goat? Now you can.This game is real, no joke!Buy hereGame Description:Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history. Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game. Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest,...
This poor kid. Not only been hit by shrapnel but it looks like his balls are completely phucked!
Man With A Pussy
Maybe you've called your guy friend a pussy before? Meaning he is acting like a girl or scared etc.Calling this guy a pussy, is disturbingly accurate...Watch the full version of the man with a pussy
Checked in into yelp or Facebook recently? How about an app for push check-in?
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Dead Ghetto Stripper
When stripping only pays in change and some pills. It is time to go back to school....
Waste Of Good Poontang
It is always sad to see someone pass before their time. But it is even worse when so many men will never have the pussy again.What a waste...
1 Girl, 3 Men, 1 Champagne Bottle
You've been to weddings where they shake the champagne bottle? This is what the husband to be should really be doing to his bride that evening.Very novel approach to Champagne drinking...Shout out (again) to chrocrodia for uploading the video.
Shout-out to chrocrodia for uploading the exploding pussy video!
Should-out to Maxwell for sending this to Mr. Phucked
Dad Caught Sucking Dildo In Hotel
Poor maid is going to put some mints on the pillow. She gets way more than she bargained for! Shout-out to chrocrodia for uploading the video.
Black Asshole Christmas
Family Christmas traditions always vary.In this case a fake white Christmas tree, strippers bent over and kids. Merry Phucken Christmas!In fact, lets also classify this one as Skank Of The Week!Shout out to JackTheDon for uploading the pic.
Fred Phelps Is Dead
In celebration of Fred Phelps now being dead. If you're not sure who Fred Phelps is, he is the guy who instigates protests at gay peoples funeral and war vets.
One Guy Two Giant Dildo's Video
You first see those black dildos. You think, no way. Then he slips so easily down on the first.What does he do with the second? Well watch and learn... Shout out to chrocrodia for uploading this video!
Dr. I Swallowed My Keys, Can You Help?
I'm sure she would now regret heading to the hospital and saying she swallowed her keys....
Uncle Bob? Is that you?I know I should have visited more often...
Oh Crap, I Farted
Next time you think about squeezing one out. Think of this...
No Sex Today, Headache
You know when your GF says "sorry honey, I have a headache...?"
Heard of the pussy Squirter? Now there is the Ass Squirter
Not many cases when a threesome is not wanted. But this could be one...
Hydrochloric Acid Suicide
What the hell makes you want to swallow acid to kill yourself? Shout out to "openfly01" for uploading the picture
Why any guy would want to stick anything in their pee hole beats me. Remember the 1 Guy 1 Screwdriver? BTW. If anyone wants to try this. You can order the Anal Intruder With Urethral Plug. Yeah, really!If can be all yours for the low prices of $64.99!
Merthyr Tydfil - Wales - UK A woman almost bit off her husband's penis as he cooked sausages for dinner - while she gave him oral sex.In the heat of passion he lost his grip on the pan and poured boiling oil down her back.She clenched her teeth on his penis and in agony he bashed her on the head with the pan.Both only admitted how they received their injuries after "intense questioning" by hospital doctors in Merthyr Tydfil.The man needed treatment to his penis while the wife had burns, two black eyes and a broken cheek bone.Here is the original article:
Winter Olympics - The Chair FlipMore articles from this author:
Think all the great stuff is happening Sochi, Russia for the winter Olympics?Not all, here is the TP Chair Flip
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