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Crazy phucked up blog and articles about anything and everything. Articles include Vagina a how to guide, Why do we love the drunken girl, Prostitutes and bullets, Scrotum Self Repair and much more.
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Car Wash vs. Hand Job
2014-01-08 03:54:00
Car Wash vs. Hand Job.Who do you think is going to win?  Lets break this down:Car Wash$5 for car, $8 for truckKids may not do a good job of car wash.Hand Job$5 so same price or cheaper if you drive a truck.  She may charge more for big dick, $8 seems competitive.She looks like she may be good.Looking like car wash may have the edge here...
Skank of The Week 6th January 2014
2014-01-07 03:00:00
It is the very first skank of the week for 2014.This skank has a hairy pussy, hairy legs, hairy stomach, hairy armpits and what looks like scabs on her pussy.She truly qualifies as Skank Of The Week  
Bondage Pussy Play
2014-01-04 00:48:00
Carefully watch.  Someone is phucking with the white pussy.Wait, they are both white.  OK, the hairy white pussy.
Happy New Year!
2014-01-01 02:00:00
To all the readers of ThatsPhucked.  Happy New Year!I hope you all have a fantastic 2014.  To celebrate, have a pierced pussy!If you prefer a pierced penis, we have that too!
What Does Poo Say To Head?
2013-12-30 19:45:00
So What Does Poo Say To Head?  Hi of course!
Slip Of The Penis
2013-12-30 01:50:00
Most people have heard of the term "Slip of the Tongue".But what about the Slip Of The Penis?In the video below.  The slut is about to experience Slip Of The Penis in the best way I know how.Hint, she does NOT like it!
What to do when bathroom is full?
2013-12-28 06:37:00
So what do you do when the bathroom on the train is full?Pee out of the window of course!Please do this when the train is not moving...When this kid brings his first girlfriend home to his parents.  She won't be seeing the usual naked kid in bathroom pics!
Girl Injects Krokodil, Rots Her Genitals
2013-12-26 19:30:00
Remember all the Krokodil pictures from my last article?The latest in the string of phucked up ways to phuck yourself up.  This 17 year old girl in Mexico city went to the doctor with a suspected STD.Turns out she was injecting Krokodil into her genitals and they were starting to rot!Can you imagine your balls or vag rotting?  If anyone needs help, it is this girl!
Merry Christmas 2013 Phuckers!
2013-12-25 09:01:00
Almost another year and 100s of phucked up articles.Merry Christmas to everyone!Enjoy some Christmas moments.  Sex, chocolate and Santa Claus
The Dog Man
2013-12-23 07:56:00
Dude thinks he is a dog? He even scoots his ass on the floor just like one.
That's Phucked is ALL NEW!
2013-12-22 04:28:00
For the last few months.  I've been working on a whole new version of the web site.So what is new? Revamped comment section.  You can now reply directly to other comments! Brand new Photos Section View from thousands of photos Upload your own photo Revamped Video Section Upload your own video too All new mobile site Check out the site on your mobile phone or iPad No longer do you need to scroll the site on your phone. it is designed for your mobile device! If anyone has any problems or suggestions.  Contact me hereHope you enjoy the new site!Mr. Phucked
New Web Site Coming This Weekend
2013-12-21 03:30:00
All new That's Phucked is coming this weekend....  
Pony - The Orangutan Prostitute In Borneo
2013-12-18 06:45:00
Pony is an orangutan from a prostitute village in Borneo. She was found her chained to a wall, lying on a mattress. She had been shaved all over her body. If a man walked near her, she would turn herself around, present herself, and start gyrating and going through the motions. She was being used as a sex slave. She had been held captive by a madam for a long time. The madam refused to give up the animal because everyone loved Pony and she was a big part of their income. They also thought Pony was lucky, as she would pick winning lottery numbers. Client would come in especially to ride Pony. You could choose a human if you preferred, but it was a novelty for many of the men to have sex with an orangutan. They shaved her every other day, which meant that her skin had all these pimples and was very irritated. The mosquitoes would get to her very badly and the bites would become septic and be very infected, as she would scratch them constantly. They would put rings and necklaces...
Pony - The Orangutan Prostitute In Borneo
2013-12-18 06:45:00
Pony is an orangutan from a prostitute village in Borneo. She was found her chained to a wall, lying on a mattress. She had been shaved all over her body. If a man walked near her, she would turn herself around, present herself, and start gyrating and going through the motions. She was being used as a sex slave. She had been held captive by a madam for a long time. The madam refused to give up the animal because everyone loved Pony and she was a big part of their income. They also thought Pony was lucky, as she would pick winning lottery numbers. Client would come in especially to ride Pony. You could choose a human if you preferred, but it was a novelty for many of the men to have sex with an orangutan. They shaved her every other day, which meant that her skin had all these pimples and was very irritated. The mosquitoes would get to her very badly and the bites would become septic and be very infected, as she would scratch them constantly. They would put rings and necklaces...
New Web Site Coming Soon!
2013-12-16 04:15:00
For the last few months.  I've been working on a whole new version of the web site. Some features to look forward to: Improved navigation Fully updated photo section (New) Upload your own videos AND photos (new) Fully mobile enabled for phone and tablet. New comments, reply to other peoples comments Get e-mailed when new articles are posted Much, much more! Coming soon...  
New Web Site Coming Soon!
2013-12-16 04:15:00
For the last few months.  I've been working on a whole new version of the web site. Some features to look forward to: Improved navigation Fully updated photo section (New) Upload your own videos AND photos (new) Fully mobile enabled for phone and tablet. New comments, reply to other peoples comments Get e-mailed when new articles are posted Much, much more! Coming soon...  
He is looking at me funny....
2013-12-13 07:45:00
What do you notice first? 1.  His eyes? or 2.  His brains coming out? I personally noticed the eyes.  However those less accustomed to gore may chose 2? Let me know your thoughts in the comments...
He is looking at me funny....
2013-12-13 07:45:00
What do you notice first? 1.  His eyes? or 2.  His brains coming out? I personally noticed the eyes.  However those less accustomed to gore may chose 2? Let me know your thoughts in the comments...
Dead Baby?
2013-12-11 03:00:00
Not sure if this baby lived or died.  But one thing sure, that pussy will take some time recover...
Dead Baby?
2013-12-11 03:00:00
Not sure if this baby lived or died.  But one thing sure, that pussy will take some time recover...
Cold Dead Lover
2013-12-09 07:15:00
She may look good, she may be sexy, she may have nice tits. But, she is dead.
Cold Dead Lover
2013-12-09 07:15:00
She may look good, she may be sexy, she may have nice tits. But, she is dead.
Skank of The Week 5th December 2013
2013-12-06 07:34:00
Why would you even bother having sex with this? Can you say lose? Damn... Remember to give our previous skanks a look
Skank of The Week 5th December 2013
2013-12-06 07:34:00
Why would you even bother having sex with this? Can you say lose? Damn... Remember to give our previous skanks a look
My son is dead, $10 for interview please?
2013-12-05 05:25:00
My son is dead, $10 for interview please?  OK, I'll take $5
My son is dead, $10 for interview please?
2013-12-05 05:25:00
My son is dead, $10 for interview please?  OK, I'll take $5
Breast Implant Gone Wrong
2013-12-03 04:23:00
OK, not really.  But that kind of looks like three breasts
Breast Implant Gone Wrong
2013-12-03 04:23:00
OK, not really.  But that kind of looks like three breasts
Comments Are Back Online
2013-12-01 23:45:00
There was a problem with people being able to add comments to the site. This was due to increased SPAM protection to prevent comment spammers (may they all die horrible deaths) Anyway.  All is well again... Mr. Phucked
Comments Are Back Online
2013-12-01 23:45:00
There was a problem with people being able to add comments to the site. This was due to increased SPAM protection to prevent comment spammers (may they all die horrible deaths) Anyway.  All is well again... Mr. Phucked
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