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Crazy phucked up blog and articles about anything and everything. Articles include Vagina a how to guide, Why do we love the drunken girl, Prostitutes and bullets, Scrotum Self Repair and much more.
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The Dog Man
2013-12-23 07:56:00
Dude thinks he is a dog? He even scoots his ass on the floor just like one.
That's Phucked is ALL NEW!
2013-12-22 04:28:00
For the last few months.  I've been working on a whole new version of the web site.So what is new? Revamped comment section.  You can now reply directly to other comments! Brand new Photos Section View from thousands of photos Upload your own photo Revamped Video Section Upload your own video too All new mobile site Check out the site on your mobile phone or iPad No longer do you need to scroll the site on your phone. it is designed for your mobile device! If anyone has any problems or suggestions.  Contact me hereHope you enjoy the new site!Mr. Phucked
New Web Site Coming This Weekend
2013-12-21 03:30:00
All new That's Phucked is coming this weekend....  
Pony - The Orangutan Prostitute In Borneo
2013-12-18 06:45:00
Pony is an orangutan from a prostitute village in Borneo. She was found her chained to a wall, lying on a mattress. She had been shaved all over her body. If a man walked near her, she would turn herself around, present herself, and start gyrating and going through the motions. She was being used as a sex slave. She had been held captive by a madam for a long time. The madam refused to give up the animal because everyone loved Pony and she was a big part of their income. They also thought Pony was lucky, as she would pick winning lottery numbers. Client would come in especially to ride Pony. You could choose a human if you preferred, but it was a novelty for many of the men to have sex with an orangutan. They shaved her every other day, which meant that her skin had all these pimples and was very irritated. The mosquitoes would get to her very badly and the bites would become septic and be very infected, as she would scratch them constantly. They would put rings and necklaces...
Pony - The Orangutan Prostitute In Borneo
2013-12-18 06:45:00
Pony is an orangutan from a prostitute village in Borneo. She was found her chained to a wall, lying on a mattress. She had been shaved all over her body. If a man walked near her, she would turn herself around, present herself, and start gyrating and going through the motions. She was being used as a sex slave. She had been held captive by a madam for a long time. The madam refused to give up the animal because everyone loved Pony and she was a big part of their income. They also thought Pony was lucky, as she would pick winning lottery numbers. Client would come in especially to ride Pony. You could choose a human if you preferred, but it was a novelty for many of the men to have sex with an orangutan. They shaved her every other day, which meant that her skin had all these pimples and was very irritated. The mosquitoes would get to her very badly and the bites would become septic and be very infected, as she would scratch them constantly. They would put rings and necklaces...
New Web Site Coming Soon!
2013-12-16 04:15:00
For the last few months.  I've been working on a whole new version of the web site. Some features to look forward to: Improved navigation Fully updated photo section (New) Upload your own videos AND photos (new) Fully mobile enabled for phone and tablet. New comments, reply to other peoples comments Get e-mailed when new articles are posted Much, much more! Coming soon...  
New Web Site Coming Soon!
2013-12-16 04:15:00
For the last few months.  I've been working on a whole new version of the web site. Some features to look forward to: Improved navigation Fully updated photo section (New) Upload your own videos AND photos (new) Fully mobile enabled for phone and tablet. New comments, reply to other peoples comments Get e-mailed when new articles are posted Much, much more! Coming soon...  
He is looking at me funny....
2013-12-13 07:45:00
What do you notice first? 1.  His eyes? or 2.  His brains coming out? I personally noticed the eyes.  However those less accustomed to gore may chose 2? Let me know your thoughts in the comments...
He is looking at me funny....
2013-12-13 07:45:00
What do you notice first? 1.  His eyes? or 2.  His brains coming out? I personally noticed the eyes.  However those less accustomed to gore may chose 2? Let me know your thoughts in the comments...
Dead Baby?
2013-12-11 03:00:00
Not sure if this baby lived or died.  But one thing sure, that pussy will take some time recover...
Dead Baby?
2013-12-11 03:00:00
Not sure if this baby lived or died.  But one thing sure, that pussy will take some time recover...
Cold Dead Lover
2013-12-09 07:15:00
She may look good, she may be sexy, she may have nice tits. But, she is dead.
Cold Dead Lover
2013-12-09 07:15:00
She may look good, she may be sexy, she may have nice tits. But, she is dead.
Skank of The Week 5th December 2013
2013-12-06 07:34:00
Why would you even bother having sex with this? Can you say lose? Damn... Remember to give our previous skanks a look
Skank of The Week 5th December 2013
2013-12-06 07:34:00
Why would you even bother having sex with this? Can you say lose? Damn... Remember to give our previous skanks a look
My son is dead, $10 for interview please?
2013-12-05 05:25:00
My son is dead, $10 for interview please?  OK, I'll take $5
My son is dead, $10 for interview please?
2013-12-05 05:25:00
My son is dead, $10 for interview please?  OK, I'll take $5
Breast Implant Gone Wrong
2013-12-03 04:23:00
OK, not really.  But that kind of looks like three breasts
Breast Implant Gone Wrong
2013-12-03 04:23:00
OK, not really.  But that kind of looks like three breasts
Comments Are Back Online
2013-12-01 23:45:00
There was a problem with people being able to add comments to the site. This was due to increased SPAM protection to prevent comment spammers (may they all die horrible deaths) Anyway.  All is well again... Mr. Phucked
Comments Are Back Online
2013-12-01 23:45:00
There was a problem with people being able to add comments to the site. This was due to increased SPAM protection to prevent comment spammers (may they all die horrible deaths) Anyway.  All is well again... Mr. Phucked
Fake Boob Test
2013-12-01 05:00:00
If your girl has size D or bigger and cannot do this, they're fake!
Fake Boob Test
2013-12-01 05:00:00
If your girl has size D or bigger and cannot do this, they're fake!
Thanksgiving Turkey
2013-11-29 05:33:00
Normally this would be ranked under the Skank Of The Week. But let's be festive (BTW, same skank as last week,different angle)
Thanksgiving Turkey
2013-11-29 05:33:00
Normally this would be ranked under the Skank Of The Week. But let's be festive (BTW, same skank as last week,different angle)
Nailing It
2013-11-27 08:40:00
Brings a whole new meaning to the term - Nailing It! Click pic to zoom
Nailing It
2013-11-27 08:40:00
Brings a whole new meaning to the term - Nailing It! Click pic to zoom
Women Sleeps Next To Dead Husband for A YEAR!
2013-11-26 04:00:00
This is either a testament to undying love or just a crazy old woman. You decide... A grieving woman in Belgium was so devastated by her husband’s death that she couldn’t bear to report it to police. Instead she slept next to his corpse for almost a year! The mummified remains of Marcel H, 79, lay undiscovered in a Brussels apartment. The theory is that he died of an asthma attack in around November of last year.  But his crazy beloved 69-year-old wife, who hasn’t been named, continued to sleep next to the remains, despite the smell of rotting flesh. So how bad would this have been? Philippe Boxho, pathologist at the Forensic Center of Liege said: "A body can mummify in a dry, warm environment.  It takes at least a week to reach such a state. In this case the body had rotten in the bed and his internal organs had melted and liquefied.  This liquid would have spread and the bed would have been swarming with insects as the body rotted, this ...
Pubic Love
2013-11-25 06:45:00
Heard of Public Love or PDA?  Here is PDA That's Phucked style. Pubic, Display of Affection. Would anyone go down on these "ladies"?
5 Zetas Beheaded
2013-11-21 18:00:00
Time for more Zetas to lose their heads. First.  I need to send them a better camera. Their video quality sucks. Second. If you have 5 guys, remember 5 machetes! Guy on the far left has to wait his turn.  Now that is phucked up! Here is the translation: Executioner: What’s your name? Zeta: Luis Alberto Lunas Executioner:Luis Alberto Lunas. Who sent you? Zeta: Zeta 40 Executioner: Zeta 40. What’s your name? Zeta: Raúl Herrera Executioner: Raúl Herrera. What’s your name? Zeta: The fat guy from Zeta 40 Executioner: The fat one of Zeta 40. Who sent you? Zeta: My name is Gilberto Román. I came here to blow up pineapples and to kill the passers in Matamoros. Executioner: Kill the passers in Matamoros and blow up pineapples. Who sent you? Zeta: My name is Gregorio López. The last guy says his name even though it isn’t his turn yet, so he gets a handsmack and is told to shut the fuck up Zeta: I’m Arturo Sánchez M...
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