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Chocolate and multiple orgasms « Sex Comment and Humour
2007-07-08 21:41:00 Chocolate and multiple orgasms « Sex Comment and Humour
Daily dose of adult humour
2007-05-15 08:14:00 I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. I am willing to work any shift. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. The response: Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated work area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave your workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don’t always observe necessary safety regula...
"SCHOOL" Then and NOW (Humour)
2007-03-24 23:00:00 journal by Te, your friend reid's friend Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1960 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goesto his car and gets his to show Jack. 2006 - School goes into lockdown, Police SWAT team called, Jackhauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counsellorscalled in for traumatized students and teachers. Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1960 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins Johnny and Mark shake hands and end upbest friends Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark.Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students. 1960 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal.Sits still in class. 2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Schoolgets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.... |
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