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The English Courtesan On The Other Side Of The Tunnel...
2009-04-27 23:34:00
'So...' said the English Courtesan to the pensive and puzzled readers...?...If the view from the English Courtesan on the other side of the tunnel of sunlit trees looked like this......And if the view from (and indeed of) The Paramour, who was standing back to back with the English Courtesan, was equally breathtaking......And if the triangular itinerary involved one side with 5 miles between two small rural towns and the other with 12 miles between a small rural town and a middling rural town...... And if Pythagoras' Theorem were used to calculate the third side of the triangular itinerary, in the middle of which stood the English Courtesan and The Paramour admiring the view......And if a graveyard for the English Courtesan and a cream tea for The Paramour were involved, on the way to a place which is a legend amongst industrial geographers......And if the trip was done in a magical day and a half and the English Courtesan and The Paramour arrived, back at their original departur...
The English Courtesan & The Tunnel Of Trees
2009-04-20 17:23:00
The English Courtesan is on her way to somewhere rather lovely with someone rather lovely this evening. Would anyone like to guess what lies beyond the tunnel of sunlit trees?P.S. It's not at all what you're thinking. That would be too easy. The English Courtesan is never easy! Or at least not in that sense... ;-)Technorati Tags: courtesan, courtesans, escort courtesan, Yorkshire escort, Yorkshire escorts, independent escort, travel companion, English travel companion, escort girl travel companion, call girl, call girls, independent call girl, sunshine, trees, beautiful places, lovely, clues, English Courtesan, English Courtesan blog, Diary of an English CourtesanThe English Courtesan...naughty but nice! xxx
The English Courtesan & The Dirty Bunnies
2009-04-15 22:05:00
The English Courtesan had a thoroughly enjoyable Easter so she thought she'd share a little of it with the readers. Today's hint as to the English Courtesan's recent whereabouts and whatabouts is in the picture, or rather in the writing on the object in the picture......drum roll......pause for the readers to click on the picture to make it bigger......pause for the readers to express irritation at the fuzziness of the writing......pause for the English Courtesan to politely offer the irritated readers one of her......Milk chocolate Dirty Bunnies with feuillette droppings from Rococco! The fuzzy wuzzy picture is because the English Courtesan got a bit too close in her enthusiasm. Which is undoubtedly a bit of a clue as to what the English Courtesan got up to over the long, lazy Bank Holiday... ;-)Technorati Tags: courtesan, courtesans, escort courtesan, Yorkshire escort, Yorkshire escorts, independent escort, travel companion, English travel companion, escort girl travel companio...
The English Courtesan On Jacqui Smith & Richard Timney
2009-04-08 20:43:00
Not literally you understand. The English Courtesan thought she should make that clear, with regard to the title, before anyone casts any further aspersions. No MPs or MP spouses were straddled or harmed in any way in the making of today's blog post.. ;-)The English Courtesan received an amusing number of emails while she was away, asking her why she hasn't written about Jacqui Smith. That would be the Jacqui Smith MP on whose proposed reforms to prostitution laws the English Courtesan wrote here. And that would be the very same Jacqui Smith who's now in a spot of bother for claiming porn on her expenses. Oops!Those of the English Courtesan?s readers who missed it in the news might want to read about Jacqui Smith?s embarrassment in the Telegraph here. Jacqui's husband, Richard Timney, does her expenses claims for her. It seems he submitted a bill which included 10 of pay-per-view movies. The films were of a pornographic nature.Jacqui Smith is in the clear on the porn viewing. S...
The English Courtesan Does The Crossword...
2009-04-01 23:00:00
The English Courtesan wasn't impressed by their breakfast. However she just couldn't decide what to make of their TV. So the English Courtesan thought she'd better consult the wise readers on an important matter of taste...To be fair, the English Courtesan should point out that this wasn't technically 'their' TV. It was the next channel along from Sky Sports. It could have been anyone's. However the English Courtesan has decided to hold the host nation, within whose borders she viewed the item depicted, responsible for any transgressions of taste.The readers are therefore invited to express their thoughts on a matter that has been troubling the English Courtesan. Is a lady in a shiny pink bra with a crossword offering to make you 1000 euros sicher (sic) a right thing or a wrong thing on TV?Answers on the usual grubby little postcards to the English Courtesan's comments box and may the hardest word and/or the shiniest bra win... ;-)Technorati Tags: courtesan, courtesans, esco...
The English Courtesan & The Bad Breakfast
2009-03-25 23:26:00
The English Courtesan is away this week so she thought the readers might like a clue as to her whereabouts. Usually the English Courtesan gives the readers a skyline clue to play with while she's away, but today's edible clue was just too tempting...Or indeed not (see photo). It did make the English Courtesan laugh though, especially as she?d ticked the box on the breakfast card that said ?fruits varous? (sic). Presumably that was the tomato. Imagine what might have happened if the English Courtesan had ticked the box that said ?prones? (sic).So today's quiz, in the time-honoured tradition of keeping idle hands out of mischief, is as follows:Would any of the English Courtesan's readers like to guess where in the world you get a breakfast that looks like this?Technorati Tags: courtesan, courtesans, escort courtesan, Yorkshire escort, Yorkshire escorts, independent escort, travel companion, English travel companion, escort girl travel companion, call girl, call girls, independent ...
The English Courtesan Puts On The Red Light
2009-03-18 20:40:00
What Battered Husband wanted was for the English Courtesan to take down the October blog posts. Those of the readers who missed the earlier chapters might want to catch up with the English Courtesan here. It seems that Looney Tunes has been well and truly living up to her name over the past few weeks and months...For now at least, the English Courtesan will spare Looney Tunes? blushes. She?s not going to detail the full repertoire of teenage behaviours, complete with calls to the emergency services, that Looney Tunes has been through over the past few weeks to make her point. Suffice it to say however that the patient English Courtesan just ran out of patience.The readers may recall that, back in October, the English Courtesan offered Looney Tunes a deal. No more texts, calls, emails or other stalking would mean no more blog posts. That was what Looney Tunes said she wanted and that is what the English Courtesan did. Since then, Looney Tunes has contacted the English Courtesan 12 ti...
The English Courtesan & The Stalkers' Return
2009-03-11 17:38:00
The English Courtesan honestly thought she?d closed that particular chapter of her life back in October. Then last week the English Courtesan got an email from Battered Husband. That was followed by a call this week from Looney Tunes. Note the apostrophe in the title of today's blog post. The English Courtesan didn't take the call. She did open the email though. She rather wishes she hadn't. Sometimes the English Courtesan can be her own worst enemy.Battered Husband says the English Courtesan is ?the love of his recent life?. Golly. It's a good job he qualified the whole love thing, isn't it?That was the funny bit. The English Courtesan thinks that's what's called 'damned with faint praise'. Now for the not-so-funny bit.Battered Husband didn?t just write to the English Courtesan to profess his not-so-undying love. No. He wants something in return for that recent-life love of his.Would any of the readers like to guess what it is that Battered Husband wants from the English C...
The English Courtesan On Angels...
2009-03-04 21:50:00
The English Courtesan received a news article from a Newcastle reader this week which she found deeply disturbing. The photo shows Antony Gormley's iconic Angel of The North...The Angel of the North is one of the English Courtesan?s favourite statues. It stands on a hilltop at the head of the Team Valley and is believed to be the largest angel sculpture in the world. The English Courtesan often notices with a smile how drivers on the A1 slow down as the Angel comes into view.Is it because it?s the first time they?ve seen it? Is it that the Angel means they?ve come home? Is it because they?re thinking of the miners who once dug in the darkness under the hill? Is it because they believe in angels? Whatever their reasons, the English Courtesan likes the fact that people slow down for the Angel. If you?re passing, please slow down, wind down your window, and blow the Angel of The North a kiss from the English Courtesan of The North.The relevance of the Angel of The North to today?s blo...
The English Courtesan's Exciting Project...
2009-02-25 22:39:00
On Wednesday, the English Courtesan promised the readers an explanation for the current lack of Saturday posts. She?ll come onto that but before she does, the English Courtesan thought she'd share her first snowdrops of the year with the readers. There they are in the photo, with golden Winter Aconite to keep them company. Isn't Spring a wonderful thing?Onto the explanations! The English Courtesan currently has a Rather Exciting Project afoot. She hopes to share more of it with the loyal readers in due course but she finds it hard to write while she?s hopping about from one foot to the other in glee. Suffice it to say, for now, that most of the action in the English Courtesan?s Exciting Project happens on Saturdays. That?s undoubtedly the English Courtesan?s cue for an irritatingly mysterious smirk. ;-)As the readers know, the English Courtesan has always been busy on Saturday evenings. The Exciting Project however is largely a Saturday daytime thing. It?s magical and terrifying i...
In The English Courtesan's Bushes...
2009-02-18 21:44:00
The English Courtesan returned from her travels to find Yorkshire still deep in snow. A rather peculiar sight awaited her in the back garden. It seems the English Courtesan had a visitor or two or maybe more while she was away...There they are in the photo! Not them but the intriguing array of pawprints or footprints they left in the English Courtesan's garden. She thinks she's probably correctly identified two of the suspect species, but the English Courtesan confesses to being utterly baffled by the five-toed ones and the big round ones.So in the spirit of a good old-fashioned English pub quiz, the English Courtesan thought the naturalist readers might like to guess what was lurking in her bushes while she was away. The English Courtesan should perhaps point out that naturalists are not at all the same as naturists. She really doesn't want to see the photos of that, thank you very much. Tsk!As ever, points and outrageously inappropriate virtual prizes will be awarded for a rand...
The English Courtesan & The Best Beaver Yet
2009-02-11 21:38:00
The English Courtesan is a little tied up this week, so she thought she?d give the readers something to play with, other than themselves, in her absence. Just in time for Valentine's Day then, the English Courtesan is delighted to bring the readers...drum roll...The Beaver Stuffing Kit!Now as the loyal readers know, the English Courtesan is something of a self-professed expert on beavers. Today?s beaver however is the softest and silkiest of all. The English Courtesan might even go so far as to say that this is her best beaver yet.The English Courtesan suspects that the readers of this blog have a good grasp of beaver behaviour themselves. Indeed the English Courtesan knows for a fact that some of them have extensive beaver stuffing experience. Come to think of it, they?ve probably got experience of stuffing all sorts of things. The English Courtesan thinks that?s probably all she needs to know.So before she goes any further, the English Courtesan should clarify that this is not th...
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The English Courtesan In The Snow...Again...
2009-02-08 00:32:00
More snow was what the English Courtesan promised the readers on Wednesday and more snow it is tonight in Yorkshire! Isn?t it lovely?Erm, not entirely, no...The usually sweet-natured English Courtesan is feeling thoroughly grumpy and gritty this evening...Despite the prettiness and despite the English Courtesan's earlier enthusiasm for snow, the novelty of snow has begun to wear off. That's because the English Courtesan has spent the afternoon digging her car out of a very large snow drift. Harumph.The English Courtesan is not exactly short of men in her life but there?s never one with a shovel and a bag of grit when she needs one...sighs...Technorati Tags: courtesan, courtesans, unusual courtesan, escort, escorts, Yorkshire escort, travel companion, sensual travel companion, escort girl travel companion, call girl, escort call girl, Yorkshire call girl, snow, snow photo, beautiful Yorkshire, very cold English Courtesan, English Courtesan, English Courtesan blog, Diary of an Engli...
The English Courtesan In The Snow
2009-02-04 22:39:00
Here is the view from the English Courtesan's window in Yorkshire today. Never let it be said she doesn?t pander to her readers? whims. Earlier tonight, VJ requested snow. Here is snow!...[English Courtesan pauses, blushes at the applause, and exits backwards through the curtain with a slightly wonky curtsey]...Those of the readers who are still trying to keep up will find VJ?s request for snow in the comments to the English Courtesan?s post on Fabio Novembre?s Her Chair. The English Courtesan is happy to comply. She likes VJ. She likes snow. In fact the English Courtesan is rather hoping there might be a bit more snow to show the readers by the end of the week.It may not look very exciting but the English Courtesan is rather pleased with her view. That's because snowed-in means 'sno work. And as those of the English Courtesan?s readers who were paying attention last week will know, less work means more time for assorted pleasures. Including those of the solitary self-administere...
The English Courtesan On Her Chair
2009-01-31 23:40:00
The English Courtesan has been looking out for things to help the readers survive the credit crunch and today's object of desire......erm, no...it?s no good the English Courtesan pretending this buttocky beauty is one of those. It is rather good though!Now as the loyal readers know, the English Courtesan has an eye for unusual love seats. She?s fond of bottoms and she knows the readers are too. That?s why the English Courtesan, ever a martyr to the readers? whims, is always hunting out new forms of sedentary pleasure. First, the English Courtesan brought you the tactile little sheep stools for playing Little Bo Peep. Then the English Courtesan brought you the curly wurly antique giltwood footstool to re-enact your chateau fantasies. Today the English Courtesan brings you......Oh no! Before any of the English Courtesan?s readers think the worst, it?s absolutely not one of those horrid hammocky harness things, where you and your paramour hang upside from the ceiling like bats. They m...
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The English Courtesan On Pleasure...
2009-01-28 21:22:00
The photo shows some rather fine lemon, lime and caramel cupcakes from those fabulous cake-baking boys at the deliciously-monickered Outsider Tart. Which would seem an appropriate introduction to both the English Courtesan herself and to today?s topic of immeasurable pleasure...read on... ;-)The English Courtesan was highly amused by a recent article in the Sunday Times on women and pleasure. Before you follow the link, that intro was a bit misleading. Outsider Tart do bake fabulous cakes, and the English Courtesan will gladly vouch for that once she finishes her current mouthful, but it seems that pleasure can, in fact, be measured.What?s more, it?s now scientifically proven that the number of orgasms a woman experiences bears a direct correlation to the size of her partner's...wait for it... ;-)Yes... [sound of heavy panting from the English Courtesan]...Oooh yes.... [low moans from the English Courtesan]....Yesssssssssssssss..... [breathy squeal of delight from the English Court...
The English Courtesan Returns...
2009-01-24 20:08:00
'Soooo, my lovelies...', said the English Courtesan, jiggling a few of the smaller readers on her knee.'...if that was the English Courtesan's view on the way there and if this was the English Courtesan's view on the way back and if Eridanus was clearly visible in the night sky...''...and if peas and poetry and the English Courtesan and Another were involved and if the phases of the Earth as seen from the moon are like unto the phases of the Moon as seen from the earth...''...and if there are as many zeros in a Googol as there are red herrings things in the English Courtesan's blog clues...''Ergo, the sum of the English Courtesan's parts must be more than...?' ;-)Technorati Tags: courtesan, courtesans, irritatingly mysterious courtesan, escort, escorts, international escort, travel companion, weekend travel companion, escort travel companion, call girl, escort call girls, Yorkshire call girl, travels, clues, English Courtesan, English Courtesan blog, Diary of an Englis...
The English Courtesan's Not What It Seems Clue...
2009-01-21 17:20:00
The English Courtesan has a rather exciting date tonight so she thought the readers might like a little clue as to her whereabouts and whatabouts. Would anyone like to hazard a guess as to where the English Courtesan might be headed?P.S. It's not at all what you're thinking. Ooooooh no! That would be too easy. ;-) Technorati Tags: courtesan, courtesans, European courtesan, escort, escorts, international escort, travel companion, holiday travel companion, escort travel companion, call girl, escort call girls, Yorkshire call girl, travels, English Courtesan, English Courtesan blog, Diary of an English CourtesanThe English Courtesan...naughty but nice! xxx
The English Courtesan & The Angel Fairy
2009-01-17 23:29:00
The English Courtesan found an angel fairy on her car yesterday. Before any of the ruder readers start the lady-driver-roadkill jokes, the English Courtesan should explain things. This wasn?t a squished looking angel fairy stuck to the bumper. It was a little glass angel fairy carrying a poem and someone had placed it carefully on the English Courtesan?s windscreen... There it is in the picture! It seems the English Courtesan has a secret admirer. She likes peculiar mystery gifts and this one really is quite peculiar, which is part of why the English Courtesan is smiling at The Angel Fairy as she types. Its poem says:Best wishes I am sendingOn the wings of a doveTo a very special personWith my everlasting love.The English Courtesan initially thought The Angel Fairy was an uncomplicated angel. It has a halo and wings and poetry. However not only was the English Courtesan's Angel Fairy bearing a poem, it was also carrying a small glass bottle of what appeared to be gin. That's how t...
The English Courtesan's Frosty Tree
2009-01-14 23:22:00
The English Courtesan has only a photo today, a photo of a lonely tree in the frozen North, and a poem, 'Fire and Ice' by Robert Frost. It is cold in Yorkshire where the English Courtesan tonight... Fire and IceSome say the world will end in fire,Some say in ice.From what I've tasted of desireI hold with those who favor fire.But if it had to perish twice,I think I know enough of hate,To say that for destruction ice,Is also great,And would suffice.Robert FrostTechnorati Tags: courtesan, courtesans, literate courtesan, cliterati courtesans, escort, escorts, independent escort, poetry-loving escort, travel companion, educated travel companion, escort travel companion, call girl, call girls, Yorkshire call girl, poetry, poems, Robert Frost poem, Fire and Ice poem, English Courtesan, English Courtesan blog, Diary of an English CourtesanThe English Courtesan...naughty but nice! xxx
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The English Courtesan & The Readhead
2009-01-10 18:55:00
'No my lovelies!' said the English Courtesan with a small skip and a big smirk. 'It's not here tonight. Tonight is Saturday night. The English Courtesan has things to see and people to do tonight!' 'So tonight the English Courtesan is packing you all off to your Auntie Catherine's to be babysat...'P.S. Should the English Courtesan mention that you're genetically in luck because your Auntie Catherine is a gorgeous and talented redhead? Click here to find out more about your Auntie Catherine and why the English Courtesan wanted more about a boy called Brian...Technorati Tags: courtesan, courtesans, European courtesans, escort, English escort, escorts, call girl, call girls, high class call girls, travel companion, travel companions, escort girl travel companion, Catherine, redheads, gorgeous gingers, great blogs, A Week In The Life Of A Redhead, English Courtesan, English Courtesan blog, Diary of an English CourtesanThe English Courtesan...naughty but nice! xxx
The English Courtesan's Christmas Clue Part II
2009-01-07 16:27:00
By way of thanks to the readers for their kind Christmas post comments, the English Courtesan presents...another fiendish clue!Would anyone like to hazard a guess as to where the English Courtesan was and in what festive activity she may or may not have been engaged?P.S. It's not the English Courtesan's house. Although it might be A House... ;-)Technorati Tags: courtesan, courtesans, European courtesans, escort, English escort, escorts, call girl, call girls, high class call girls, travel companion, travel companions, escort girl travel companion, Christmas, Xmas, beautiful trees, beautiful houses, English Courtesan, English Courtesan blog, Diary of an English CourtesanThe English Courtesan...naughty but nice! xxx
The English Courtesan At Christmas
2009-01-03 16:27:00
She?s done the New Year already but the English Courtesan thought the readers might like the low down on her Christmas today. The English Courtesan had a slightly unusual Christmas this year. Her Christmases are often unusual, but this one was unusual even by the English Courtesan?s usually unusual standards...The photo, once again taken by the English Courtesan's own fair hand, is of a famous statue which was erected in gratitude. Therein lies the tenuous link to today's post.This year the English Courtesan didn't have a busy Christmas with lots of doing and seeing and visiting. It wasn't a big smug family Christmas. It wasn?t a Christmas of emotional uproar and divided loyalties. It was a small-scale low-key Christmas.The English Courtesan usually expects a lot at Christmas. That?s not about material things. The gifts the English Courtesan likes are those given with love by someone she loves. The giver matters so much more than the gift. Maybe that?s why the English Courtesan ...
The English Courtesan Wishes You A Happy New Year...
2008-12-31 19:27:00
It's New Year's Eve and the English Courtesan is sitting in an office. She likes the office as it has a hairy green floor, hairy green chairs and hairy green lighting. From her perch, by the window on the 11th floor, the English Courtesan can see the river and the boats being decorated for parties later tonight...The English Courtesan is slightly surprised to be in the office today and even more surprised that six other people are here too. All six have asked the English Courtesan what she's doing for the New Year tonight.The English Courtesan just smiles mysteriously. She's not exactly short of invites. But the truth is that as the clocks strike twelve tonight the English Courtesan will either be on the motorway or home alone.Technorati Tags: courtesan, courtesans, uncommon courtesans, escort, Yorkshire escort, escorts, call girl, call girls, high class call girls, travel companion, travel companions, Yorkshire travel companion, New Year, New Year's Eve, New Year party boats, ...
The English Courtesan Does Doormats
2008-12-24 22:55:00
The English Courtesan was just about to slack off for the festive season when she remembered a promise she made to A Reader in the comments on The English Courtesan and The Gimp. That was Even Serpents Shine and his Grumpy Bonkers Deaf Blind Auntie, for whom the English Courtesan promised that she'd find a suitable Christmas gift.OK, OK, so the English Courtesan knows she's left it a bit late for Filling Your Stockings this year, and so far she?s served up nothing more exciting than a desk tidy in gimp?s clothing, but there are still a few shopping hours to go so she's hoping to redeem herself with tonight's quickie?ahem... ;-)...Drum roll...oh yes, it's a good one...it?s the ?Oh no! Not you again!? doormat! Which incidentally is a little bit how the English Courtesan is feeling about Christmas this year although that's undoubtedly a post for another day/year. You can get yourself an 'Oh no! Not you again!' doormat from Giftmonger for the princely sum of 13.99. That's got ...
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Oxbridge Escorts
2007-11-03 17:17:00
The nice photo of Cambridge punts ('No rhyming slang now please' said the English Courtesan sternly to the sniggering readers) was purloined from the BBC as it seems relevant to today's theme of Oxbridge escorts....?Dear me!' said the English Courtesan. 'It seems Cambridge students are just as fabulously filthy as Oxford ones!'. The English Courtesan had been slightly mystified about why she was getting so many searches on the terms 'Oxbridge escorts' and 'Oxbridge escort service' this week. She is indeed an Oxford alumnus and an escort, which causes quite considerable hilarity to clients, but it's not exactly top of her search terms usually. All was revealed (except sadly the nudie photos of the said Oxbridge student escorts) when she chanced across an article in the Telegraph.Ah yes, the debate du jour on the funny little island that is England is whether prostitution is a good way to earn enough money to support yourself as a student, Oxbridge or otherwise. Our friends...
Fright Night At The English Courtesan's Again!
2007-10-31 05:04:00
You have to admit that the English Courtesan carves a pretty good pumpkin for her age. She thought she'd share it with the readers before she totters off in her pointy witch shoes to a suitably select witches and ghouls party with the ghoul du jour. If you click on the photo you'll notice her pumpkin has a special touch, not unlike the English Courtesan herself... ;-)Sing, my lovelies, sing now with Livvy: 'We're off to see [to] the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of...West...!' Ah no, the English Courtesan is not quite that silly as to reveal her precise location.This one goes out with a big lewd lick and a pair of pumpkin pies to the Beautiful Blue Chevalier, the nubile Nia Dark And Lovely (did I mention her fabulous boobies?) and the Pervaliciously Perfect Ptr Leeds, all of whom have been giving the English Courtesan some serious link loving over the past few weeks...thank you my dears, and a Happy Halloween to one and all!Technorati Tags: Courtesan, courtesans, escort, escorts...
Antique Of The Week II
2007-10-27 04:07:00
This week's post was supposed to be a debate on the impact of public policy decisions on perceptions of prostitution in nineteenth century Britain but the English Courtesan is having a vacuous moment... So instead of filth, the English Courtesan brings the readers...wait for it...an antique footstool! The English Courtesan would undoubtedly be the first to recognise that footstools can in fact fabulously filthy if you're a foot fetishist or small bottomed. The English Courtesan is smallish bottomed but she isn't a foot fetishist. She does however number one devotee to her pathologically thick-soled pedal extremities amongst her clients. More of that perhaps in a later post, subject to the foot fetishist's kind permission...Back to the filth, sorry, footstools! As the readers can see from the photo, this one is an absolute beauty. It's made of giltwood and dates from the nineteenth century. Usually the English Courtesan prefers her giltwood subtle, with perhaps a little English ...
Fright Night At The English Courtesan's
2007-10-24 14:30:00
Is anyone else expecting the frenemies to descend on them around Halloween? Have you ever wanted to scare the life out of an overstaying house guest with something truly wicked? If so, the English Courtesan has a wonderful treat for you and a truly foul trick for them, in the form of something Very Peculiar and Really Quite Vile. Oh, this is such a fabulous thing! Oh yes, it?s Fright Night round at the English Courtesan?s and you?re all invited! Assuming the photo hasn?t spoilt her thunder (you mustn?t look at it until she says so!) the English Courtesan?s Weird And Wondrous Thing Of The Week is?wait for it?are we all sitting comfortably?? Well we?re not sitting comfortably any more, because out poppeth that most vile and vicious of spooks, the Easy Chair Ghoul! Click on the photo to enlarge it and you'll see him (her?) pop out...Oh, the nastiness of it! At this point the English Courtesan should explain she isn?t usually into gruesome Halloween stuff. She loves Halloween and she a...
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The English Courtesan is GOOD!
2007-10-21 00:55:00
OK, OK, so she?s not exactly a good girl in the traditional sense of the word, but the English Courtesan is in GOOD magazine.Question: What does the English Courtesan have in common with maggot therapy, shoemaking, beekeeping, hanging, letterpress printing and ship towing?Answer: She?s a traditional trade!You can read the article and see the fabulous illustrations by Jeffrey Middleton online here at GOOD magazine but in the meantime the English Courtesan naughtily pinched one of the said pictures for the readers? pleasure. If you?re after a printed copy of GOOD magazine, perhaps to frame but more likely to practise the sin of onanism over, it?s available in the US at Barnes and Nobles, Borders, B. Dalton, and on Follett's newsstands. GOOD magazine?s real home, just so the English Courtesan?s stalkers can pop over and visit the GOOD people instead of looking for Livvy, is in a building called The GOOD House in LA.Those of you who haven?t come across GOOD might like to know that it?s...
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